Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship 4-1

Sick of these idiots (mostly English fans) moaning about this World Cup. If you have an issue just don’t watch it, no one is forcing you fucking hell just stop bitching nonstop

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

New statement from Scott Pelley:   There has never been anything in America like 60 Minutes.   The Sunday tradition is the most successful program of any kind in history. For more than a decade, its innovative growth on every major online platform has extended its reach to countless millions around the world. This spring, at the end of our 58thseason, 60 Minutes grew rapidly with an unheard-of 9% jump in viewers on CBS.   “60” has been the number-one program in America for decades because our beloved audience finds integrity, quality, and humanity in our stories. When stewardship of the program passed to my colleagues and me, our responsibility was to expand energetically into a new age of media technology while preserving the values our audience expects. Now, the new owner of our network is casting this legend aside, apparently to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration.   The waste is heartbreaking.   Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.   For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.   At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.   I depart after 37 years at CBS with one emotion—a heart brimming with gratitude for the men and women of CBS News who encouraged and enriched my work, very often at the risk of their own lives. I pray for a day when those people and their ideals are honored again—a day when sanity, competence, and courage return.   Scott Pelley

I love when the monitor doesn't detect and display the signal quick enough to see which key it is. 🤌🏼

ok, let's summarize 1. We blew through a shitload of critical munitions 2. We changed the 1979 old fogies for a new young buck regime, intact 3. We did not get the enriched uranium 4. We did not galvanize or help the people of Iran who are now pissed at getting bombed by Israel and us 5. We bombed a school full of children 6. We did not end the nuke program 7. We here in America are facing huge gas prices 8. We did not accomplish a single thing 9. We have a surrender monkey President who is going to pay off Iran so they open the straits 10. We have a drunk fucking Secretary of Defense 11. We have a Russian spy DOI who just "resigned" 12. We have a President at 32% approval rating I mean, i think things are going well

it was october 2024. the US economy was the strongest major one in the world. inflation was nearing 2%. the US economy had added over 2 million jobs that year. russia was losing in ukraine. china was rapidly falling behind the US. and 77 million morons voted to blow it all up

The discourse on this site today, basically.

I cannot co-sign this enough.

Pretty sure that anyone who buys a team and threatens to move the team by holding a city hostage for public funds is, by definition, evil. Owning a sports team is a social and economic contract, especially if you are not a local to the area. Investing locally is an obligation.

It amuses me when people say this. Biden and Democrats passed huge legislation packages to help with the renewable energy transition and got nothing but blowback from the American public at large for even trying.

Trump killed Spirit confirmed.

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No. Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no. But was it fun? Once again, no.

The enshitification of everything continues unabated.

These people really are the dumbest MFers on Earth.

Is the USMNT good? No. But are the players likable? Also no. But do they at least seem like they care? Also no! But the tickets are 2,000 dollars and the head coach will yell at you if you don’t buy them

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Yes. It's the same thing with the tennis line technology. Sometimes it's incredibly close, like the width of a human hair. But that's a million times better than humans fucking up calls with no recourse. This was a very risky challenge that could've been lost. It goes both ways.

Dave has a really easy way out of this tomorrow, he can just be like "April Fools!" and we can't argue it.