Cynic/Musician/Human...in no particular order.

Joined November 2021
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I’m sorry, madam, but that seat is reserved for Sarah Vine.
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Just popping out for supper with the lads!
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Dan Burn trying to get close to Barcelona’s attack. FreeBets.World 🔞

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Retweeting this tweet will raise money for the local foodbank and Medicine San Frontier. Go!
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“We’ve moved to a war zone by mistake”
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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RT @mehdirhasan: There is always a tweet.
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Under any circumstances do not mention #MattBadloss Mum's the word.
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OMG - This is humiliating. The boos were so loud that he couldn’t hear himself speak. And a woman yelled “traitor” right to his face:

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Britain is filthy. Rubbish is everywhere. Drive anywhere, all you see is litter filling the sides of motorways. It's the same in parks. Any green space is just bursting with cans, crisp packets, bits of plastic. It is disgusting. Clearly, people need to take responsibility and clean up their own filth. But we all know that isn't going to happen. The solution? If a healthy individual on benefits has refused work over and over, make them work. Litter picking, five days a week. Don't like it? No benefits. Cut them off from their universal credit if they refuse. It really is that simple. Provide a reasonable time period to find a job in the field they choose, but that cannot go on forever. Can Britain afford to have millions of healthy Brits sitting on their arse all day doing sod all? Obviously not. I say let's get them cleaning up Britain. If you can contribute, you must contribute.
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Here's "Trump'll Nail Ya" - a song about the #BBC legal crisis (set to the tune of the shanty "Drunken Sailor") which created a big internal debate about what's a gremlin and what's a mogwai. 🎶⚓️
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Donate now! Please I beg you!
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Up and down the country, billionaires have been cruelly targeted by @TheGreenParty @ZackPolanski for simply being incredibly rich. This heartless abuse needs to stop, now. Here's how you can help our campaign, Billionaires In Need 🥺
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Squeal My Sunshine #SoundsInSongsAndMovies
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‘Joanne has roasted Royal Park Swan in a Boston Duck infused sauce served on a bed of fresh paracetamol…’
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