Senior Director of Social Media and Influence Marketing @Salesforce. Former @TMobile and @Microsoft employee, forever Cleveland sports fan.
Joined April 2008
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Jun 9
One of my favorite political speeches is Theodore Roosevelt’s “Citizenship in a Republic,” delivered in Paris in 1910.
Let’s face it…dude was a time traveler saluting @JoelBitonio, who retired today after playing his entire career for the Cleveland @Browns.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
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May 1
We’re living in magical times. What will you do with it?
May 1
A 14 year old in America quit his weekend shifts at Domino's after he realized he could make more money during one lunch break with a laptop than an entire weekend making pizzas for $8.50 an hour.
He was sitting in a coffee shop googling roofing companies near his house for a school project about local businesses. Noticed something. JM Roofing 3rd Generation. 5.0 stars. 49 reviews. Family owned. Three generations. Located in LA.
No website.
A company with a perfect rating and 49 reviews and no website. He checked another roofing company. Same thing. Then a plumber. Same thing. Then a landscaper. Same.
He opened Claude Code on his laptop and typed: write me a cold outreach script for local businesses that have great Google reviews but no website. Make it sound like I'm a professional web agency.
Claude wrote it in 30 seconds.
He called JM Roofing. The owner picked up. He said: I found your company on Google Maps, you have 49 five star reviews and no website. I built you one. Can I show you?
The owner said: I've been meaning to do that for years but never had time.
The kid shared his screen. A full website. Clean, modern, black and gold. Hero section. Services page. Reviews pulled directly from Google. Booking button. Built in 47 minutes using AI tools and Claude Code while sitting in a coffee shop.
The owner said yes on the spot. Invoice: $1,000.
47 minutes from first Google search to a closed $1,000 deal. His pizza shop shifts paid $60 for 6 hours of work.
Then he built a system. Claude Code scrapes Google Maps for businesses with high ratings and no website. Filters by category, location, review count. Pulls 200 results in 10 minutes. Then Claude writes a personalized email for each one using their real business data, their name, their rating, their review count, their address.
500 emails a day. 3% respond. That's 15 new leads every single day without him doing anything.
Month one: $4,000. Month three: $11,000. Month six: $18,000. All from finding businesses on Google Maps that have great reputations and no website, building one with AI in under an hour and calling them before anyone else does.
He recorded a 47 second video showing the entire process from Google Maps search to finished website to invoice sent. Caption: this is your sign to quit your job.
He's 14. He doesn't have a job to quit. He has something better. A laptop, Claude Code and 5 million businesses on Google Maps still waiting for that call.
His pizza shop manager asked why he quit. He said he found better work. The manager asked where. He said Google Maps.
The manager didn't understand. The kid didn't explain. He was already in the coffee shop building the next website.
$1,000 per site. One hour per site. 15 leads per day. The math doesn't need Claude to figure out. But Claude does the work.
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Mar 28
Her: He’s probably thinking about other women
Him: What if Chase DeLauter really does hit 200 home runs this year?
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Mar 25
Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.
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Mar 25
The comments on this post tell you everything you need to know about the “progressive” movement.
Jewish voices are talked over, Jewish trauma is invalidated, Jewish experience is not believed. Non-Jewish perception is right, Jewish truth about their own lives is wrong.
Mar 24
I wrote a piece for @TheAtlantic about how Jews are being purged from public life. I call it the Polite Pogrom. theatlantic.com/internationa…
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Mar 6
🤑 We have a winner!
SOMEONE FINALLY FOUND THE $1,000,000 WE HID IN OUR SALESFORCE SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL LOL
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Feb 25
We just closed FY26, the biggest year in Salesforce history, and favor FY27 Guidance ! 🚀
FY27 Guidance: $46.2B revenue, 34.3% Non-GAAP Operating Margin, 20.9% GAAP Operating Margin
- $41.5B revenue ( 10% Y/Y)
- 34.1% Non-GAAP ( 110 bps y/y) & 20.1% GAAP operating margin
- $15B Operating cash flow ( 15% y/y)
- $72.4B Total RPO ( 14% y/y)
Here's the thing: every AI agent needs somewhere to land. The data, business rules, and a conversational layer for humans & agents.
That place is Salesforce. No one is delivering more agents for the enterprise than us.
Let me tell you what's happening 🧵
Check out the full results: investor.salesforce.com/news…
P.S. This isn’t my first SaaSpocalypse
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Feb 25
“Back in my day, we spent the first hour of every morning piecing together what we missed in Slack…
Now you kids just ask Slackbot. Must be nice.”
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Feb 5
Tangential Cleveland connection to the Super Bowl:
Sam Darnold’s grandfather was the Marlboro Man. Here he is looming over Municipal Stadium in 77 or 78 (it was my birthday!)
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Jan 25
If I told you 3 years ago that Jerry Seinfeld shows would be targeted on the streets of Chicago because he is Jewish you would not believe me that America could plunge into such depth of medieval antisemitism.
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Jan 25
Shoutout to the absolute wizard who looked at a hotel shower and said “I’m going to make it bigger.
How many more square feet do I need? How bout ZERO?!”
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Jan 24
Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero
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Jan 4
According to @NextGenStats, Myles Garrett had a get-off of 0.23 seconds on his record-breaking sack.
To put that in context, his average get-off is 0.70 sec, which leads the league.
That's the fastest time recorded by any player on any sack this year.
Absolute alien.
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28 Dec 2025
10/10. No notes.
28 Dec 2025
Heard a woman at a buffet ask her daughter “do you want some salmon, ella?” Great bit for them
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2 Dec 2025
I root for a cursed football team
23 Nov 2025
What’s the lore behind your pinned post?
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