Enterprise Cloud Whisperer and Mortal Kombat II Champ at HashiCorp. Mayor of Hybrid Multi-cloud Paradise. Heavy lifting in and out of the gym. 🤘🏼

Joined May 2007
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John M. Carlin retweeted
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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So if you own Fiestaware and are kinda OCD, do you store in color spectrum order or deliberately random? Asking for a friend.
John M. Carlin retweeted
The event is over, the commentators are moving on, the studio crew closing up... and yet @JoeBiden stands and continues to take questions from the voters in the room. This is a man that truly cares about people.
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John M. Carlin retweeted
I nominate @SamuelLJackson to moderate the next debate.
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CAN A BLACK WOMAN MODERATE A DEBATE, PLEASE?!? This ignorant AF behavior would be shut down IMMEDIATELY. Chris Wallace is horrible.
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John M. Carlin retweeted
30 Sep 2020
This governor does not think Trump is doing a “phenomenal” job.
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John M. Carlin retweeted
30 Sep 2020
I can only imagine how fucking furious my friends in California are right now. What the fuck is this answer.
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John M. Carlin retweeted
30 Sep 2020
Um... did Trump just say “proud boys standby” ? Did I mishear that? I was expecting some shred of decency like “I Donald Trump condemn all white supremacy movements” or something but... no?
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.@realDonaldTrump “we get insulin like water”? Americans paid more for insulin for their last vial than you paid in taxes.
John M. Carlin retweeted
If your father gives you over $400,000,000 and by the time you’re 74 years old you’re over $400,000,000 in debt, you’re not a “great business man”. You’re a moron.
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John M. Carlin retweeted
Surprise! We have not one, but TWO new open source products to announce at HashiConf! Here is a sneak preview of that... We've been working on this project all year. Both are standalone, new OSS products completely unrelated to each other. Exciting. 🤩 hashiconf.com/digital-octobe…
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John M. Carlin retweeted
Senior developer fixing a bug in production
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John M. Carlin retweeted
We’re on track to ship the “new thing” I’ve been working on for HashiConf! We have an internal beta out, logo designed, and most importantly… the product color picked, which I’ll share today! Sign up for the announcement at HashiConf: hashiconf.com/digital-octobe…
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John M. Carlin retweeted
Run The Jewels 4 is out now - FREE on our website and avail everywhere you listen to music. 4️⃣: lnk.to/getRTJ4
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John M. Carlin retweeted
In addition to our corporate response @armon, @davidmcj, and I are personally donating $60,000 towards these same groups. I stand in support. I'll be pausing tech tweets for this week because this is the focus. #BlackLivesMatter
HashiCorp stands in solidarity with the Black community and we commit to being an ally in fighting racism, injustice & violence—for our employees, partners, customers, and communities. We are donating to @splcenter @MNFreedomFund in support of their efforts #blacklivesmatter
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John M. Carlin retweeted
HashiCorp stands in solidarity with the Black community and we commit to being an ally in fighting racism, injustice & violence—for our employees, partners, customers, and communities. We are donating to @splcenter @MNFreedomFund in support of their efforts #blacklivesmatter
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John M. Carlin retweeted
30 May 2020
everyone is kneeling in front of the trump tower #chicagoprotest
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Kids in a few years... Ever see those old school phones you had to flip open to use? #happynewyear2020
John M. Carlin retweeted
19 Dec 2019
Just seeing the headline, PRESIDENT TRUMP IMPEACHED ... the import of the moment struck me as those three words became etched into the annals of our history. A perilous and surreal moment.
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TIL Ikea desk legs are amazing for rolling out your plantar fascia.
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