Aliens: we’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty vice.com/en/article/pkgnq7/s…

UFC star Sean O'Malley reveals what he said to Donald Trump after his White House KO. "I said 'Happy birthday. I knocked out a Canadian for you."

How Deep Are The Newsoms In It? zerohedge.com/political/how-…

Rob Schneider says he'd cover fines for MLB players penalized over Bible verses on "Pride Night" hats. "They're all for diversity, equity, and inclusion, unless you have diversity of opinion, then you're not included."

Elon Musk states that the "UK is a police state."

This has been a disaster for the left

Bill Maher reacts to Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire. "Now I give Elon his props. He has created amazing things. Yes, SpaceX is amazing, so is Tesla, Neuralink, and Starlink. Elon owns a company that can rewire your brain - it's called Twitter." "Elon says he will use his wealth to get to Mars because he believes one thing above all - if you have to leave Earth to avoid California taxes, you do what you have to do."

This is the UK

Robinhood has lifted PDT restrictions. No more $25K minimum, no more flags. Happy trading.

In 1947, engineers working on a computer at Harvard traced a malfunction to a real moth lodged inside the machine. They preserved the insect by taping it into the logbook, producing one of the earliest recorded examples of a literal “computer bug.” The famous story of the “first computer bug” is largely accurate, though one key detail is often overlooked. On September 9, 1947, operators working on the Harvard Mark II electromechanical computer discovered a moth trapped between relay contacts that had caused the machine to malfunction. The insect was taped into the computer’s logbook alongside the note, “First actual case of bug being found,” creating one of the most iconic artifacts in computing history. That preserved logbook page still survives today as a lasting symbol of early computer culture. What many people forget is that the term “bug” had already been used by engineers for decades before computers even existed. As far back as the late 1800s, inventors such as Thomas Edison used the word to describe technical defects and unexplained mechanical problems. The Harvard incident did not create the term, but it gave the world something unforgettable: a literal insect causing trouble inside a computer, a story so fitting that it permanently embedded the phrase into modern technology culture.

We are being invaded. aliens.gov

**calls @Delta for a Delta flight operated by @AirFranceUS** Delta: sorry, we can’t answer your question about seating. Call Air France. Air France: I know we are operating this flight, but the seating map is “out of scope” for us. Tnx.

Banger 😂

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

Last night, CNN, TMZ, CBS and others reported the dinner gunman was “confirmed dead.” In fact, he was alive and had not been shot. (Just shot at). At a dinner honoring White House reporting, the rush to be first instead of being accurate was on full display. Speaks volumes.

The idea that Trump was “tricked” into Iran war is RIDICULOUS! He’s been calling out Iran for decades. The war didn’t come out of nowhere. 1980 - Present Watch & Listen ⬇️

This is the most sublime example of “the internet is forever” ever! Here’s censured liar Adam Schiff pontificating about “lying and indecency” with Eric Swalwell in an instant classic. Watching the Democrat Party implode in slow motion is a such a joy.

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