Fuck it btc to a million while we’re at it why not

As a lifetime retarded crypto investor I feel duty-bound to top blast and act as exit liquidity for all these upcoming tradfi IPOs The expected value is quite reasonable: If I’m right, I make money If I’m wrong, then I just need to wait a year or two - I’ll get UBI and a personal robot giving me reacharounds and snacks while some dude in a San Francisco broom cupboard has to remotely view my disgusting body in 12-hour shifts for training data Pretty good deal

Why would anyone listen to this guy after his never ending campaign against HL? Not even saying this as a maxi - just like who cares anymore

just lol man - amazing that they got poly market etc to sponsor this garbage

Two dudes at the forefront of pushing memecoins every day for multiple years confused why the word "crypto" is associated with "scam" Cinema

It's hard to believe this is a real photo

Have we actually run out of sellers

My conspiracy theory spidey sense says that Binance's move to prop up $BTC with their SAFU announcement was not because Binance is in trouble but rather because their friends and partners are in trouble and begging them to do something. Most of this industry was built on a completely unsubstantiated "BTC is digital gold" narrative, and a lot of big players who tied their reputations and fortunes to this narrative are now eating crow. I think the cabal will manually (manipulatively) start the "rotation into BTC" narrative themselves now that Gold and Silver are getting torched. Miners, exchanges, OTC desks, NYDIG, Blackrock, etc... all of them went all in on this "Digital gold" narrative and now they need to defend it. I rarely make price predictions (and certainly don't care enough about Bitcoin to predict it's price)... but I'd be shocked if BTC doesn't have a massive candle higher this weekend/week to jumpstart that rotation narrative on the heels of Silver and Gold's collapse.

What if crypto asset prices weren’t defined by every 1% BTC move… seriously the 🐻s who’ve just sat on long btc/short alts have caked

We really have kol memelords pushing equities now… what is this timeline

> Spends weeks bear posting crypto. > Self glazes for rotating to traditional markets. > Victory laps at the bottom. > 2-3 weeks later bullish on crypto again & shilling some random garbage Claude slop. You do not hate these people enough.

can't believe "it's lit in the hood" didn't work

ok i'll give coinbase brian props for this

Ban sports gambling embrace tradition of alts

🚨 Warning - @MEXC_Official Caught "Red-Handed" Running Internal Order Desk 🚨 Imagine this: I’m at the command post, monitoring our live launch on @Bybit_Official (which is a pretty big deal). We’re tracking order flow, adjusting on-chain liquidity in real time, and coordinating with our team handling CEX-side liquidity when - boom! Someone drops a message in our token holders TG: “MEXC just listed us on perps!” Of course they did. They saw the Bybit announcement and countdown to go-live and rushed out a futures product. Ambulance-chasing, but for bucket-shop CEX perps. A couple things immediately stood out. Our MM team is handling all CEX-side liquidity. If another market maker was hedging - as market makers do - they’d have to come through us. And yet MEXC somehow went live before Bybit. That got the gears turning. If they weren’t routing through us, chances are they weren’t routing through anyone. On a hunch, I pulled their API and made a call. They’ll probably patch this after the post, but for now it conveniently returns server time (denominated in CST…for reasons known only to them). Sure enough: $WhiteWhale didn’t exist on any available API endpoint. I’ve attached a PDF showing the raw server response: drive.google.com/file/d/1Kdq… If the pair wasn’t even supported by their own API, it is actually impossible for an external market maker to be operating that order book. MM's don't log in and place orders on the web site. Which leaves only one option. They were running the order book internally - trading against their own users. A CEX running its own internal trading desk is a conflict-of-interest factory: the venue that sees everyone’s flow, risk, and liquidation levels is also the same entity incentivized to trade against that flow, lean on prices, or “manage” volatility in ways that conveniently benefit its own book. That’s why FTX became the cautionary tale - when an exchange and a closely tied trading arm blur lines, you get structurally unfair markets and a tempting path toward misuse of customer assets and preferential treatment. Legally, it raises serious issues around market manipulation, fraud/misrepresentation, breach of fiduciary-like duties (even if they deny having them), inadequate disclosures, and compliance failures around best execution, fair dealing, and segregation of customer funds - plus the obvious enforcement magnet: if users weren’t clearly told the exchange could be effectively the house, regulators and plaintiffs will argue the market was rigged from the start. I continued to refresh until they finally did add it to their API. The time they were 100% trading against their own users? 5 hours, 22 minutes. A market cannot be fair when the referee is also placing bets. That's pure extraction. Ironically, the very thing $WhiteWhale stands against. 🫡 From the depths — The White Whale 🐋

I'm laughing my ass off, this is a new one even for crypto The worst part is that you don't need to do this, it'd look better if you just list the individuals lmao

So many Claude posts and so may gpt slop twitter accounts on my “fyp”… twitter is kinda unusable outside of the “following” section right now

If you are a VC you need to be pivoting HARD right now on the timeline to becoming an Iran thought leaders Venezuela is over skate to where the news is going earn those fees for providing beta returns

KOLs Are An Absolute Cancer To Crypto Let's be 100% honest about this. Paid influence and KOL culture didn’t help crypto grow - it replaced the need to actually earn attention. Somewhere along the way, we decided it was normal to pay people to manufacture conviction. To call it “marketing.” In reality, it’s just outsourced belief and hype meant to deceive the unsuspecting masses. When influence is rented, innovation stops. Whether that is product innovation or marketing innovation. Why take risks, build culture, or think differently when you can just buy distribution and let the timeline do the lying for you? That shortcut has lowered the bar in crypto at a time we should be raising it. What really blows my mind is how casually we ignore the legal side of this. In much of the world, promoting the purchase of assets without disclosure isn’t a gray area. It’s straight-up illegal. Traditional markets learned this the hard way. Disclose incentives or don’t speak. Simple. Yet in crypto, we normalized undisclosed promotion so thoroughly that questioning it makes you the problem. We accepted a system where trust is quietly bought and sold, then act confused when the public doesn’t trust us anymore. This is why everything feels the same. Same narratives. Same cycles. Same faces telling you what’s “next” - until the check clears and they move on. A space built to remove middlemen somehow rebuilt itself around the worst ones. If your project needs paid conviction to survive it never deserved to thrive in the first place. Real demand shows up without paid voices pretending they are organic recommendations. The irony? If we stop to think about it. If you're posing as a very successful person in this space but need to sell your voice? The charade all starts to fall apart. 🫡 From the depths — The White Whale 🐋

A very qualified opinion - thank you meme kol