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austin (e/accordion 🪗) retweeted
well they paved paradise and put up a
boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself
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i left btw. find me at thebadcode.bsky.social

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make invalid states unrepresentable
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It’s a great song don’t get me wrong, but Gordon Lightfoot got a lucky fuckin break by getting to rhyme “peril” with “Fitzgerald”.
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Lot of folks on here missing the point that Trump is a stupid, narcissistic bully who conceives of every conflict in terms of an 80s real estate conflict and has unilateral, unreviewable, and irrevocable nuclear launch authority.
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this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory)
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this is what every lake, river, and stream will look like under the second trump administration
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And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken!
Biden approval rating after passing the American Rescue Plan: 57% (highest of entire term) Biden approval after most pandemic aid programs expired: 43% Biden approval after all pandemic aid programs expired: 37%
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Every building still standing in FL looks like the primary design criteria was being able to withstand a direct hit from a 2,500kg bunker buster.
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We can’t have a liberal Joe Rogan, but we can recreate him in the aggregate
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) retweeted
I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!
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I’m so fucking tired of Newsom idolatry. He was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle and that’s literally all you have to know to understand him completely. This is all a game to him; he holds exactly zero earnest political beliefs aside from expediency.
If Gavin Newsom really wants to do something to protect "California values," he should immediately push through radical housing reform that will make it much easier and cheaper to build in the state and keep people from leaving because they can't afford to live there anymore.
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So how did Biden win in 2020?
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after everything, its very funny that in 2024 we experienced another "shy trump voter" polling error
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If it makes you feel any better, remember that statistically, the most likely outcome is that you're merely a simulated voter in a Nate Silver election forecast and that very soon our reality will end.
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Anyone who believes Elmo personally grinded his character up to this leaderboard rank instead of paying for it is too stupid to be trusted with a keyboard.
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Gotta say, as a firm believer in “politicians should get elected in order to spend political capital, not to save it”, I really can’t argue with the GOP finally gutting Roe and then getting blown out multiple elections in a row.
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So I said look, I don’t care what its name is, I’m on board as long as I get to kill an elephant.
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LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health. wtop.com/dc/2024/11/kamala-b…
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