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So, in the NBA it’s cool to beat your girlfriend or smoke weed or be a womanizer or be addicted to pornography or be a compulsive gambler. But if embrace what the Bible teaches about sexuality, that’s unacceptable. 🤦🏻‍♂️ @JadensIV #makeitmakesense
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God bless Jaden Ivey. He’s exactly right in standing up for righteousness. And shame on the @chicagobulls for re-engaging the tired project of cancel culture. These bullying tactics no longer work and people will not be silenced. In the modified words of a former Bulls star, “Christians buy sneakers, too.”
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.
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Dear @chicagobulls, I am a lifelong fanatical Bulls fan. Been to many games, bought your merch, and supported loyally through ups and downs. Until today. My greatest loyalty is, as is Jaden's, to Jesus Christ and truth. And I am grateful to live in a nation that protects freedom of religion and freedom of speech. Your violation of the first amendment--and, even more problematically, your ideologically selective while culturally amenable cancelling of a man who did nothing more than hold to his convictions--is a tragic capitulation to the spirit of the age. I urge you to do the right thing and publicly apologize to Jaden, acknowledging the error of censoring a man for believing what Scripture says and what Jesus taught. Respect, @JadensIV. -a Chicago pastor
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I’ll never understand, for the life of me, how Slack became so popular. Easily the worst user experience of any major SAAS product.
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Presuming Tua Tagovailoa plays for the minimum this year, the Dolphins will wind up paying nearly $147 million for two years on his 2024 contract. They had him, at the time, on a $23.4 million option for '24, so Miami paid over $123 million for one additional year of Tua. 😳
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𝐋𝐁 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 In 2025, Wilson became the fourth player since 1999, and first since Lavonte David in 2013, to post at least 115 total tackles, 17 tackles for loss and 6.0 sacks in a season.
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The cap is easy to manipulate. If the Eagles want to keep all of these guys, they absolutely could. It’s not about the cap. It’s about cash. Does the owner want to shell out this much cash? That’s the issue. NFL is a business. The more cash you pay employees, the less profit.
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People who believe Jalen Hurts is elite: - Tom Brady - Peyton Manning - Kurt Warner - Pat Mahomes - Drew Brees - Brian Baldinger - Brandon Graham People who claim Jalen Hurts is not elite: - Chris Simms - Dan Orlovsky - Chase Daniels - Cowboys/Bills/Bengals/Chargers fans
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“Don’t let success go to your head. Don’t let a lack of success go to your heart.” —me
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Replying to @ShaneHaffNFL
Shane, love your work. I understand your sentiment here. But what you’ve stated is technically not true. You said “eventually the bill comes due.” But that’s not true. The bill can always be pushed into the future, into perpetuity, with impunity. thecapisfake.com/2023/05/03/…
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The late great Norm Macdonald jokes about the WNBA back when SNL was funny 😂
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Fire and Prosecute Connecticut State Police Sgt. Bryan Fahey - Sign the Petition! chng.it/grpvcNNqQB via @Change
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Not too long ago, I would have easily bet my house and every penny I have that this was produced by @TheBabylonBee. Yikes 😳
THE NEXT MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY ZOHRAN MAMDANI LIVE AT BARCLAYS !!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
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1857: “We can do this to these Black people b/c they don’t count as full persons.” 1941: “We can do this to these Jews b/c they don’t count as full persons.” 2025: “We can do this to these Unborn b/c they don’t count as full persons.” Same arguments. Same type of people.
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