Standup comedian. Contributor @REALpunknews. Bohs STH 🔴⚫️
Joined May 2011
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5 Jan 2018
A Spanish girl in Supermacs just asked what’s in a snackbox and the girl behind the counter looked her dead in the eye and said “snacks”.
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23 Nov 2024
You must be absolutely sick if you're enjoying this Manchester City downfall.
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Gary Doyle retweeted
23 Nov 2024
My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this
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22 Nov 2024
looking forward to the away kit being Kneecap themed except when you turn it inside out there's a tricolour balaclava instead of a smiley face
22 Nov 2024
Our 2025 home shirt. 🔥
Designed in-house by club designers, it celebrates our 135th anniversary and was photographed where it all began, The Phoenix Park. ❤️🖤
Manufactured in Dublin by club partners @ONeills1918.
Buy here: shop-bohemianfc.com
More info: bohemianfc.com/?page_id=2078…
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22 Nov 2024
massive respect to Nikita Hand. Putting one of the most traumatising things that could happen to a person out in the public is incredibly difficult, delighted she got (some) justice
Nikita Hand has won her case against Conor McGregor | Follow live
rte.ie/news/2024/1122/148235…
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22 Nov 2024
i think it's the bit where i said i'd vote for a guillotine if i could
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21 Nov 2024
"No Shareholder apart from the Members Club have gifted SRFC any financial input that wasn't tied to Loans or Shares"
incredible, no notes
21 Nov 2024
Small fan protest outside Tallaght Stadium here ahead of kick-off.
Some fans in the members club unhappy over what they feel are alleged attempts to dilute their membership stake in the club. Further protest planned for next month's Conference League game at home to Borac.
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21 Nov 2024
imagine being too much of a pedophile to work under donald trump
21 Nov 2024
Breaking: Matt Gaetz withdraws from consideration for AG
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16 Nov 2024
if I wanted to see two rapists fight each other id be in a local standup comedy facebook group
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Gary Doyle retweeted
15 Nov 2024
how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself
Hawk Tuah girl launches AI-powered dating app named after her boyfriend
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Gary Doyle retweeted
15 Nov 2024
My dad took me to see that movie and it opened with a short that's only Pokémon, no humans, no dialogue except their repeated names. When I leaned over and told him the whole movie wouldn't be like that he looked like I'd cured him of cancer
13 Nov 2024
Something funny about pre-widespread internet use is out of the loop film critics having to go see anime films. They had Roger Ebert going to see Pokémon: The First Movie
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14 Nov 2024
pure class from them offering an unemployed ST, I hope this is something Bohs are able to offer in the new stadium
13 Nov 2024
Season Ticket Prices & Outlets 🔴⚪️
You purchase your 2025 Sligo Rovers Season Tickets at the following outlets ⬇️
- Online at Sligorovers.com
- In office at the Showgrounds
- Barton Smiths Sligo
- Lavin's Menswear Ballymote
- Collery's Shop Beltra
- Jerry Kenny Sport Ballina
- John Lowe Carrick-On-Shannon
- Kelly Centra Gurteen
Thank you to all of the outlets for supporting us 🙌
#Bitored | #Since1928
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13 Nov 2024
i don't understand why david coote repeatedly let people record him doing shit
the phones were like 4 inches from his face in every video he had to know
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13 Nov 2024
"Director of Communications for the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign" man it must rule to suck shit at your job and keep getting hired
13 Nov 2024
new: a Kamala campaign adviser explains why she didn't go on Joe Rogan: ft.com/content/9292db59-8291…
from @FTJFranklin & me
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13 Nov 2024
this tracks with how she never stops complaining
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13 Nov 2024
you get less time for being a pedophile
12 Nov 2024
An individual who had been loading illicit streaming services on to so-called “Firesticks” has today been sentenced to three years and four months in prison.
➡️ preml.ge/d9ntqhpi
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Gary Doyle retweeted
12 Nov 2024
I counter with the unspoken grief of never owning a home
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12 Nov 2024
*summoning salt voice* it was a two horse race as angry_igloo and greenbear spent months trading the record back and forth
enter PISS_YOSHI69
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