Long of tooth, full-stack developer; Perl, PHP and Python fan. Often grumpy. Growing old disgracefully. Official member of the Alcohol Disposal Team.

Joined June 2013
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Cross country trains late again. 18:52 out of BHM dept. at 19:03. No excuse given.
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is it me or is the new Twitter logo very similar to the X Windows logo ?
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12m late leaving Brum on Cross Country... As usual, no apology, no excuse, not even an "oops". Really, as a fundamental mode of transport, our railways are frankly piss poor.
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Why for the love is god is Boris allowed to work for a ""news"" rag? Incompetent, liar that partied while the nation hunkered down under COVID restrictions, he should be summarily ejected from all forms of politics and ideally shot at dawn.
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I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. Can we apply that marriage?
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Trains leaving 21 minutes late in this country is friggin disgraceful. Broken connections, no apologies; overly priced. No wonder people would prefer to use the roads.
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20 mph on an intercity train because of "speed restrictions". wtaf does that mean. God help us all when (if) HS2 ever gets going. Wrong type of snow/wind/rain (delete where applicable)
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30 minutes on the phone waiting for a company to answer .. for something that could be sorted in minutes 'cept their website's registration process is fubar - got to love technology.
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Cameron : Resigned May : Resigned Johnson : Resigned Truss : Resigned - Might be me but I see a pattern emerging here
Getting there...
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11hrs in A&E... Hospitals really seem to be struggling these days.
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Laughable insurance policy renewal landed on my doorstep this morning. Up 43%. When asked, they were willing to reduce by the princely sum of £45. Searched around, got a quote for £300 cheaper with the same benefits. I'm sure the insurers just roll 3D6 for the quote.
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So @O2 appears to have gone down (LE10) -- too much sun perhaps ? trying logging on but of course they want to use 2FA via text messages .. and with no signal ..
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Dayum .. 9 years
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Fine Scottish Weather !
Bloody typical - I get a MacBook Pro! Oh well, toys for the boys!
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Engages A game...
Let the adventure begin
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