what has my sense of humour come to??? bc I genuinely can't stop laughing rn

i legit have 4 followers and i’m out here tweeting like im an influencer

ooh truth. honestly the extremes of both sides are like this and it’s annoying as fuck. PLEASE HAVE OPINIONS THATS FINE but be open minded. if you can’t defend your point in an argument it’s probably not worth defending.

i’m sorry to my dog who i annoy by doing that

me: makes a comment on to someone’s post and gets 10 likes me: it’s hard to be twitter famous 😌

no one: bicthes that were born in 1998-1999: I'm a 90's baby 😌 I'm from the 90's 😉 you 00's baby can't relate cause I'm from the 90's 😌🙌👌 do u know what's playing outside?? oh right you don't cause you're always on your phone and you're not a 90's baby😌💯💯

i’m in school right now and i have a very important message... i miss my dog

i found a really good stick. but i chewed it too hard. and it broke in half. which was disappointing until i realized. now i have two sticks. today has been. an emotional roller coaster

logan paul: “male only march” i might go gay for a month lol gays: how DARE you!! We are oppressed and this is HOMOPHOBIA!!! This is just like filming that corpse!! Except worse!! Evil man!!!! 😡😡🤬

i just did this and... i’m honored

sometimes. when i first wake up. i can’t open my eyes all the way. but i’m still excited for what the day could bring. so i pair the squint. with a little smile. while the household recognizes its king