bad puns and other stuff | science boy @sciguyspod | opinions not my own (they belong to greg) | ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ | parody of a person
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10 May 2014
I don't want to do exams I want to be a pokemon master
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RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person iโm sure
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Jun 13
this is me, i am millennial women
i like how for a certain set of millennial women โgo piss girlโ has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying โbless youโ but for peeing
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really love artemis' role in the show. diva cuntress who shows up to do at least 1 of 3 things: serve puss, get laid, get paid. comes out of the gang's schemes unscathed. sold tea spiked with ayahuasca on a plane in the name of feminism. maybe hooked up with josh groban. i <3 her
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I'm wearing my Perish Thong, because no one can last more than 3 turns in my pussy without cumming ๐๐ซฆ
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When Iโm eating shared nachos Iโm always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.
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May 13
i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it youโre the problem
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May 10
fagging it up around women to put them at ease feels like casting a bardic cantrip
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May 3
why are you as a man running a modest nature
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Apr 30
this but itโs crowdwork
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Apr 29
i had to read the replies to figure out that this person was being racist
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Apr 29
i have no memory of this but it sounds like something i'd say
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Thereโs a manic, no fucks given energy from George Fouracres that really makes him feel dangerous, like some sort of comedic suicide bomber. If heโs going out, heโs taking all of us with him.
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Apr 26
You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.
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itโs always sunny in philadelphia is fascinating because its characters are incredibly flanderized but their dynamic is so natural that itโs totally believable as just the result of the worst people ever bringing out the worst in each other until they all reach continual new lows
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Apr 27
small collection of the first sunny art i ever did
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Apr 26
Has anyone noticed that itโs less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs
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adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play
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