I build tech in Philly, with Philly, and for Philly: @weareJARVUS @CodeForPhilly

Joined August 2007
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how is it 2025 and @UPS / @FedEx still can't just have an app that gives you a push notification when the truck is ~15 mins out and then shows you it on a map "out for delivery between 7am and 7pm and you better catch when we tap on the door once" really???
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People waiting for better coding models don't realize that the quadratic time and space complexity of self-attention hasn't gone anywhere. If you want an effective 1M token context, you need 1,000,000,000,000 dot products to be computed for you for each of your requests for new code. Right now, you get this unprecedented display of generosity because some have billions to kill Google while Google spends billions not to be killed. Once the dust settles down, you will start receiving a bill for each of those 1,000,000,000,000 dot products. And you will not like it.
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Dear @Microsoft and @Google Please make your calendars work correctly together. Sincerely, Fcking everyone
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I say as I wait to be let into a Teams meeting that was on my Google Calendar that I was invited to from Outlook but has since been deleted but is still on my calendar This is a weekly occurrence—as is never knowing who is coming to a meeting because we're split btwn G/Teams
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There is no doubt that there are major issues w/ @SEPTA's cleanliness and safety. Still, reducing funding isn't the solution; it'll only exacerbate these issues. What we truly need is dedicated state funding to comprehensively address and resolve these challenges. #SupportSEPTA
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Last night your constituent died @Mr_4thDistrict because you encouraged @PhilaStreets to build unprotected bike lanes in your district. Here's a photo with barely visible paint on the crosswalk/bikelane. Shame on you Mr Jones @bcgp @PhillyOTIS
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Caltrans conscience Jeanie Ward-Waller in her own words: "my bosses... seemed more concerned about getting the next widening project underway than following the law" sfchronicle.com/opinion/open…
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Team members @andrea_ngan & @nitadee led the Engagement Toolkit project w/ @PHLServes. @PHLInnovation Digital Services built the website & informed the content strategy. We hired fellows to support the work through #PhillyCAO grant funding. ➡️ tinyurl.com/2kzxced3
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hey @SpiritAirlines—white on yellow for all the information I actually need to read?? really???
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I once hypothesized that this had to exist in South Philly, and today I finally found a wild specimen in its native habitat— Behold the majestic chaincone
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I thought the whole point of the new roped off meadow areas was to _not_ mow them anymore, was this an oopsie? @myphillypark @PhilaParkandRec
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Accessing the @SBAgov DSBS portal, and then trying to submit the "contact us" form about the crash :-(
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Did you know that most children who receive the vouchers come from families making over $200k.
The school vouchers being pushed by Democratic Gov. Josh Shapiro, are @ their heart letting some kids take money out of already underfunded schools to attend private schools with no effort to even track how that money is spent. Literally robbing Peter to pay Paul. Corrupt & Wrong
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Fairmount Park deserves much better than to serve as an on/off ramp and short cut to the highway
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There is SO SO much happening, the dance party is only part of it. Here's a list of many activities and actions! The image description is LONG, if you need anything more clearly written out in text feel free to reply or DM me 💛
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1/ I watched Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Joe Rogan yesterday and it gave me an opportunity to look into some of the "old-school" antivax claims. First Joe Rogan let's us know that he used to think RFK Jr. was "kinda loony", but now he's a true believer in RFK's antivax claims.
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Less than a week after the I-95 collapse and there's a detour up and running, a livecam, and 24/7 construction to get it repaired. Where's the same urgency for our public school buildings, libraries, & transit?
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Interesting how on my business Twitter account that no one logs into, Twitter is choosing to push notifications about random hard-right nobodies calling for the purification of the GOP It's clear that Elon is making Twitter a playground for his increasingly insane ideology
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