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Maryalene LaPonsie @themightywidow
Joined March 2016
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There are robins in my backyard. They must be so confused. #FebruaryinMichigan #ItsStillCold
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Can confirm.
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Corny pick-up lines really are the best thing about Valentine's Day.
H&R Block@HRBlock
14 Feb 2019
Replying to @betsy_klein
Hey Betsy, we’ve got your back today. Here are some pick-up lines you could use to possibly change your filing status in the future.
Oh dear Disney. This looks a bit intense for the 5 and 6-year old set.
Disney's Frozen
@DisneyFrozen
13 Feb 2019
November 2019. #Frozen2
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Lauren Davis@LaurenMcDavis
11 Feb 2019
Balance sheets aren't just for multinational corporations. @PNCBank's Rich Ramassini shared how consumers can create their own balance sheet in this @usnews story by @themightywidow. money.usnews.com/money/perso…

How to Build a Balance Sheet

This financial document is important for businesses and individuals alike.

money.usnews.com
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Logging off now because I don't think I'll read a better tweet today.
Richard Marx
@richardmarx
5 Feb 2019
Went to the dentist today. My teeth are fine. I just wanted to hear some of my songs.
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Hey @VerizonSupport, how does one go about actually talking to a person in tech support? I have spent 30 minutes trying to convince your AI phone and chat systems to let me talk to a human about my non-working hotspot, but I can't seem to crack the code.
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This is insane folks. Buying used is always a better financial decision.
Nathan Bomey@NathanBomey
1 Feb 2019
The average new-vehicle buyer in January: --Made a downpayment of $4,191 --Borrowed $31,707 --Took out a loan for 69.1 months --Agreed to an average monthly payment of $551 Source: @edmunds
Aw, look at that pretty purple...and we're right in the center of it.
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
29 Jan 2019
Coldest air in decades arrives in Midwest with "life-threatening" wind chills wapo.st/2G88p1a
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Nope, not today Anna. We'd freeze our noses off.
Glad you liked it Hallie!
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Yeah, I'd pay half a million for that.
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It's because we can barely afford our insurance even without a claim.
Detroit Free Press
@freep
25 Jan 2019
Michigan has the best drivers in the country, study says rssfeeds.freep.com/~/5940496…
We really should be the Silent Generation.
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The office proofreader must be furloughed.
Josh Dawsey
@jdawsey1
17 Jan 2019
Trump responds.
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Looking to brush up on your finance knowledge in 2019? @USNewsMoney is a good place to start. My thanks to @LoganDHowardCPA, James Sullivan of Essex Financial and Yanela Frias of @Prudential for sharing their expertise for this article. money.usnews.com/money/retir…

What's the Difference Between a Pension Plan and a 401(k)?

Both provide retirement income, but pensions and 401(k) plans are very different.

money.usnews.com
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As we sit with my aunt who is in her last days, @COZITV has been our constant companion. There's something oddly comforting about being accompanied on this final journey by old friends Jessica Fletcher, Columbo & Magnum PI.
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U.S. News Money@USNewsMoney
7 Jan 2019
Create a fulfilling, happy and healthy year in retirement with these smart strategies. trib.al/gXD5Qmg
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The clock is ticking...
AICPA Media Relations@AICPANews
18 Dec 2018
Want to get your financial house in order for 2019? Start with these 9 financial tasks to complete before the end of 2018. By @themightywidow via @USNews bit.ly/2PIOrLy
I'm sorry but if you can't be bothered to at least include my name, I'm not going to respond to your generic pitches, no matter how many follow-ups you send. #PR
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