Technologist ▪︎Co-founder Proof 8 and Metacask ▪︎Blockchain enthusiast ▪︎Finding solutions to real problems, once at Goldman Sachs, ex-CTO of GSR (iykyk)

Joined May 2021
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5 Jan 2022
I have decided from my earliest convenience, for every new shitty pfp project that comes out, going to release an inverted and upside down clone - with all proceeds to charity. Who is in? #nomoreshitpfps #pfp #pfpNFT #saveNFTs
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What a boring fuckwit.
My current lifemaxxing stack: - 4:30am wake up - Read classic books - 3 hours creative work before 8am - Lift/run 6x/week - Eat single ingredient foods - Present time with fam/friends - 20-min evening sauna - Wild Roman skincare routine - 8:30pm bedtime Wouldn't change a thing.
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Bugelspez, hot sunny day, watching your kid play football. Makes all the building worth it.
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Why do folks engage with this bs? Time to start calling it out..
Pitch me your company with 2 words.
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May 30
I guess winning a Champions league isn't for everyone.. 🤣 Let alone six... 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
May 30
A season to be proud of. We pushed the boundaries over land and sea, and couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you, Gooners ❤️
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So, I find myself in the most random place in the Kanton of Zug! Karaoke MAYBE.. I had no idea.. 🤯🎤🎶👨‍🎤
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Okay, today's find. 140 proof (70% for the uneducated..) flavour is illegal..
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Find of the night, Hunt this down if you are in NC. I guarantee you've not tasted anything like it..
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Find of the night..
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I hate to say this, but this generation that insists on pulling out the phone is cooked. Al the better for us older generations, our paths to the exits are clear.
Another video of the Crans-Montana fire has emerged Dear parents, please, I beg you Beyond safety measures and pirate owners Teach your children one thing When faced with fire, drop the damn phone and run!!! Period
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22 Dec 2025
JFC, when I discovered that my Yarn cache on my mac is 47gb!! Wtaf...
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12 Dec 2025
VC engagement bait. I'd be super curious to know if anyone actually receives this investment, or is it filed under, it didn't happen category. (Yes a jaded founder..)
All I want for Christmas is to invest in one more cracked technical founder solving a real business problem they’re utterly convinced is big and pervasive. If that’s you, I want to meet you. We write $500k check, first money in.
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7 Dec 2025
London transport sucks, every time I am here, I am reminded of how bad it has become. So far over 2 hours to get across London, a quarter of the time it took to fly from Chicago to London.. @MayorofLondon sort it out..
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30 Nov 2025
Bro lacking skills.
26 Nov 2025
Bro disappeared like he never existed.
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18 Nov 2025
The Internet has a single point of failure. Unfortunately, as much as it pains me to say this, unregulated monopolistic behaviour by these large (mostly) US tech companies have destroyed the original ethos of the public Internet.
I won’t mince words: earlier today we failed our customers and the broader Internet when a problem in @Cloudflare network impacted large amounts of traffic that rely on us. The sites, businesses, and organizations that rely on Cloudflare depend on us being available and I apologize for the impact that we caused. Transparency about what happened matters, and we plan to share a breakdown with more details in a few hours. In short, a latent bug in a service underpinning our bot mitigation capability started to crash after a routine configuration change we made. That cascaded into a broad degradation to our network and other services. This was not an attack. That issue, impact it caused, and time to resolution is unacceptable. Work is already underway to make sure it does not happen again, but I know it caused real pain today. The trust our customers place in us is what we value the most and we are going to do what it takes to earn that back.
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9 Nov 2025
Fucking shocker #inclined, what a stupid decision
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29 Oct 2025
Earlier this evening, I was trying to explain the benefits of blockchain to a tradfi guy. And then we have this. I despair, send it all to fucking 0.
29 Oct 2025
I’m the real best dressed on X. Total fit: $48,730 •Prada leather set: $3,200 •Balenciaga sneakers: $1,100 •Iced-out chains: $40k •Tattoos: $3,500 (art, not ink) •Confidence: free GM.
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28 Oct 2025
Can we call this Generation Cooked? I hope this is satire.. I really do.
announcing our vc-backed bot farm to accelerate the dead internet.
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28 Oct 2025
Who are the VC/PEs, who: 1. Take a contrarian viewpoint, as in don't just follow the herd mentality 2. This bit is strange, actually wouldn't mind dividend returns annually from their portcos, to provide consistent returns to their LPs..
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25 Oct 2025
He doesn't understand the difference between rail and store. I mean.
It’s amazing how many Bitcoiners who support and regularly use stablecoins claim tokenized gold is a scam. Their issue is having to trust a third party to hold their gold. But how is that different from tokenized dollars, where you trust a third party to hold your dollars?
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25 Oct 2025
Masterclass in stupidity. Anyone that trusts this bafoon deserves everything coming their way.
Yes, but they could use tokenized gold as a store of value.
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