A Primary Head Teacher. All views are my own, I think.
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The Blues Brothers OST is the best soundtrack album ever.
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It also contains the best recorded versions of Think and Peter Gunn theme known to man.
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I will concede that Jailhouse Rock is a weak number. Should have closed with Sweet Home Chicago.
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Whatever happened to the one eyed racist of the BNP? The last thing I heard he was doing some weird cooking video on his BNP YouTube channel and reading bible stories. At the time, we all thought this was the worst it could get.
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Ousted from the BNP, bankrupt and facing legal battles for stirring up racial hatred. He's been busy, I'll give him that.
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Um... It was the SPAG test today, right? Asking for a friend.
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Pupils hopeless and crying after 'poorly worded' Higher Maths exam bbc.in/4uy6uaU
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The problem with these illustrations is that no teacher has hands that big and all teachers have necks. It's this sort of unscientific dumbing down of teaching and learning which is ruining the profession.
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They'll be having a pop at knowledge organisers next.
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The genius of school financial forecasting... Allowed to assume funding increase of 2.6% teachers pay rise for next year. Followed by assumptions of 0% ad infinitum. That'll sort the deficit out.
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Just went to the pub and curry house with two headteachers. Don't worry, we've got this whole Ofsted, SEND and school improvement thing sorted.
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This is fantastic.
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Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣
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Wait till he hears 2026 is The Year of Reading in the UK.
Feb 8
🚨 Andrew Tate MELTS DOWN over an old clip of him saying he's "too smart for books" going viral.
He yells and spits everywhere through his oversized novelty teeth, thinking that lying about how rich and famous he is will effect anyone.
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25 Dec 2025
I know it's Christmas Day but I really think we should still be talking about the validity of safeguarding reviews.
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22 Dec 2025
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22 Dec 2025
All I need now is some mistimed useless info from the DfE and this will feel like the old times again.
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