Huge pedophile ring arrested. And what a shock they are all white! But tell me again how immigrants are the dangerous criminals?

Rodney Dangerfield Roasts Ugly Stephen Miller on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson": (enhanced less ugly resolution version)

BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨 The White House has now appointed a J6 'patriot' as the new Secretary of Snake Charming, whose official duty is to make it look like Trump is awake during meetings.

DONALD J TRUMP has now won the war in IRAN at least 25 separate and different times! (as of 6:00AM PST 6/11/26) 1) March 3, 2026 – Statement to reporters: “We won the war.” 2) March 7, 2026 – Air Force One press gaggle: “We defeated Iran.” 3) March 9, 2026 – Republican Issues Conference: “We’ve already won in many ways… ultimate victory.” 4) March 9, 2026 - Trump’s informal press conference at Doral: “Iran is all gone… tremendous success right now.” 5) March 10, 2026 – CBS News phone interview: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much.” 6) March 11, 2026 – at Verst Logistics in Hebron, Kentucky: “We won. In the first hour it was over.” 7) March 12, 2026: “They are pretty much at the end of the line.” 8) March 13, 2026 – Statement to reporters: “We won the war.” 9) March 17, 2026: “We’ve won this. This war has been won.” 10) March 24, 2026 Oval Office remarks to reporters: “You know, I don’t like to say this — we’ve won this, because this war has been won." 11) March 26, 2026 – Cabinet meeting: “They’re defeated.” 12) April 1, 2026 – Primetime national address: “The country has been eviscerated and essentially is really no longer a threat.” 13) April 6, 2026: “We won, OK? They are militarily defeated.” 14) April 7, 2026 – Ceasefire announcement (Truth Social): “We have already met and exceeded all Military objectives.” 15) April 8, 2026: “Total and complete victory. 100%. No question about it.” (after Lebanon ceasefire) 16) April 17, 2026 – Strait of Hormuz announcement: “Great victory” / “it’s over.” 17) April 17, 2026 - Phone interview with USA TODAY: “It’s over, it’s a great victory.” “We’ve had a great victory and we’re going to finish it off.” 18) April 20, 2026 – Truth Social Post: Trump wrote: “I’m winning a War, BY A LOT, things are going very well.” 19) April 28, 2026 – Truth Social Post: “Iran has just informed us that they are in a ‘State of Collapse.’ 20) May 1, 2026 – Letter to Congress: Trump formally notified Congress: “The hostilities that began on February 28, 2026, have terminated.” This official declaration effectively announced the end of active war, implying full achievement of U.S. objectives 21) May 1, 2026 – Newsmax interview (with Greta Van Susteren): Trump stated: “We’ve already won, but I want to win by a bigger margin.” 22) May 15, 2026 – Press gaggle (Air Force One / Palm Beach): Trump told reporters: “I had a total military victory.” 23) May 23, 2026 (Truth Social post): “An agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries... Final aspects and details of the Deal are currently being discussed, and will be announced shortly. In addition to many other elements of the Agreement, the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.” 24) June 9, 2026 (to reporters after attending an NBA Finals game at Madison Square Garden, New York): “The strait will open up right away. It will open up immediately upon signing, which could be in two or three days.” 25) June 10, 2026 (Truth Social post): “Iran’s Military is a complete and total mess. Much of it, like their Navy and Air Force, doesn’t even exist anymore — They have been completely defeated." WE DID IT MAGA! It's V-I DAY... Again. #USDemocracy

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room opened in D.C. and will remain open through Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday celebrations

Where is KASH PATEL? (credit to @RobbyRoadsteame for insurrection joke)

Hey @brockpierce I’ll take that bet. Since you have a stone-cold mortal lock that intentional criminal election fraud or misconduct sufficient to change Spencer Pratt’s placement and advance him in the 2026 LA mayoral primary, I’ll give you the odds you deserve. I’ll put up $10K against your $1M. If by August 31, 2026, no credible, verifiable evidence of intentional criminal election fraud or misconduct sufficient to change Spencer Pratt’s placement and advance him in the 2026 LA mayoral primary (per your Cure the Vote standards) has been accepted as valid, I take the full $1 Million. If credible, verifiable evidence of intentional criminal election fraud or misconduct sufficient to change Spencer Pratt’s placement and advance him in the 2026 LA mayoral primary (per your Cure the Vote standards) has been accepted as valid, you take my $10K. We can both escrow the funds with a mutually agreed neutral third party to make it official. Deal? Or are you actually just pandering to MAGA with this criminal-election-fraud-costing Spencer Pratt the primary, bull sh1t?

Wow! Can we say BUSTED!

Can we all just agree Donald Trump is the worst president in US history and should be removed from office? ✋

"You're Gonna Need a Bigger Diaper." Trump gets the sh1t booed out of him at Madison Square Garden, while attending the NBA Finals.

I agree with MAGA. No one should believe the results of the LA Mayor race. Spencer Pratt a self described unprincipled money squanderer, who was already universally hated, and running as a MAGA in a city where Trump received only 26% of the vote, should have had WAY less votes.

So, is @Milajoy the MAGA equivalent to Bill Buckner? She rages about voter fraud every time somebody trips on a banana peel. She “knew” there would be voter fraud with Spencer Pratt and mail-in ballots. She was with her Dem sister who inexplicably voted by mail for Pratt, yet didn’t think to document it.

Show of ✋ if you hate Donald Trump and everything he stands for.

Would you support Gavin Newsom and AOC for President in 2028? Yay or Nay?

Whelp, there's the reason for Trump's abrupt exit from the interview with Kristin Welker. Thank you to @thetomcelica for helping me notice.

Do you agree this was staged?

When Democrats take over the Hose and Senate this election, would you support removing Donald Trump from office and holding him accountable? Yes or No? 👍👎

Best 250 Year celebration for America is if the Simpsons were right. Thats how we make America Great Again.

Do you support Gavin Newsom or JD Vance for President in 2028?