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Joined September 2008
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steve patrick retweeted
Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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i hate the canes so much bc the only times i’ve ever rooted for them to win they’ve lost and i stg it’s personal.
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i don’t think i’ve ever seen david pagnotta be right about about anything to the point that i had to google him and make sure he’s a real person
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if robertson is staying in dallas would love to see the caps get thomas and kyrou in the same trade.
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need the caps to watch what the habs did in the neutral zone before every goal against carol last night. small touch pass to a support player who would wind up all alone. need to be making those small ice plays to shake n bake those aggressive teams.
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anybody else feel deeply sad that everyone and everything is so fucking stupid now? i’m not even that smart and i feel like an astrophysicist after i read some internet takes lately.
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Avs are the only team left that isn’t evil. I need Makar healthy.
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anybody else feel like every single day things get a little worse and a lot more expensive and like you’re just absolutely hanging by a thread?
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this is literally just the chelyabinsk meteor that made @rmnb blow up…not aliens
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i need dallas to lose today so they can immediately trade robertson to the caps.
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straight up saw a truck drive on the wrong side of the highway yesterday, just directly at me. then onto the sidewalk and down a different road. nashville really has the worst drivers on earth. narrowly avoided a head on collision.
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new profile pic i’m done hockey tweeting get prepared for shit posts
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steve patrick retweeted
Apr 11
One more chance to thank Ovi 🙌
These eight hockey fans got to meet with @Capitals legend Alex Ovechkin to give thanks for the impact he's had on their lives.
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