In this episode of Out Office I went day drinking and cooked Icelandic style BBQ in Reykjavík with @allimetall. Clip: How a design is like a death metal band. Full episode: youtube.com/watch?v=BTTFTIMX…

My wife: How do you know what intact means? My 7 year old: YouTube University. Me: How do you spell “intact”? My Wife: “in tact”. My 7 year old: No it’s “intact”. My wife: What are you doing? Me: posting this to Twitter. My 7 year old: You mean X.

So proud of the team at @funsize that brought out new site to life. Here's how they did it.

We just launched a new @funsize website, and I'm so excited about it! A huge thank you to everyone on the team that helped bring this to life.

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Are these seriously the only presidential candidate options we have? WTF! Seriously WTF???!!

Yay @apostraphi !

So excited to see the @mew Danish Chamber Orchestra show tonight in Oslo!

I know I’m hungry when I’m willing to eat a Big Mac.

Anyone in town for SXSW or a local friend: Do you want to try and recreate some old-school SXSW vibes by getting a drink today or this weekend?

When you post here are you still posting a tweet, or an X or what?

Update: First day since the start of the pandemic wearing pants that don't have an elastic waistband. Strangeland!

This hurts and I’m tired of it. The horrible new ABC News/Washington Post poll finds Donald ahead by 9 points against President Biden. The MEDIA is to blame for this. In 2016, watching broadcast and cable news normalize Donald, a corrupt and incompetent man, was very difficult for me to endure. They presented him as if he were a legitimate candidate, despite the many failures and crimes he’d left in his path for over 60 years. They had no problem airing his rallies in full; they ignored credible allegations of business fraud and sexual assault—as well as actual evidence of his multiple bankruptcies, horrific treatment of treatment of workers, and gob-smacking failure as a “deal-maker.” And you know what’s horrifying? They are doing it again. And this time, it’s worse. As cable news organizations struggle for ratings, they spend more time talking about Biden’s age than Donald’s 4 indictments, 91 criminal charges, and disastrous first terms. Plus, Biden is only THREE years older than Donald!!! In 2016, Donald was the oldest president in history to be elected and no one talked about his age. That’s because this narrative is complete bullshit. It is not normal for someone with 91 criminal charges across four jurisdictions to be a party’s front runner for president. It’s not normal for the media to talk about a man who’s accused of launching a coup against our country as a legitimate candidate. It’s not normal for the media to talk about a man who was found legally responsible for rape as a legitimate candidate. None of this is normal. I know this poll is an outlier, but in a sane country Biden would be ahead by 40 points. In a healthy, functioning democracy, Donald would not even be allowed to run. I’m fighting back in part by cataloguing in my newsletter not just his crimes but the crimes and complicity of his enablers. We know the corporate media won’t do it on their own. 👇🧵 Help me get the word out before the media’s kid glove treatment gets Donald back into the White House. We can’t let that happen.

I can’t believe this fucking thing is called “X”. Why am I still trying shit into here What’s wrong with me. This place is dead.

Wow @thecure’s first TV performance, 1979. I love everything the band has done but these early songs are still most definitely my favorites. vimeo.com/39576079

10 projects over the last 10 years that helped define @funsize.

Total Chaos – Gomer Pyle Society - dog pile Religion - shit pile The government - dirt pile Military - gomer pyle Army, air force, marines - shit pile! Training our children To go out and wage war Some may come home But the rest will be dead… open.spotify.com/track/0b7Sm…

Every lead needs a wingman.

Who cares about Hunter Biden @CNN. Start reporting the news! International news would be fantastic. Thank you bye bye.

So excited about the non-profit awesomeness that’ll unfold in Method Week, next week.