known gnome, burred bird, guessed guest.
Joined May 2011
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jim retweeted
5 Mar 2023
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
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25 Feb 2021
petition to change the name of brussels sprouts to what i just accidentally called them: bronco pops
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jim retweeted
6 Jan 2021
What Stacey Abrams, Georgia organizers and volunteers, and @fairfightaction have built over the years -- damn.
6 Jan 2021
With new votes joining the tally, we are on a strong path. But even while we wait for more, let’s celebrate the extraordinary organizers, volunteers, canvassers & tireless groups that haven’t stopped going since Nov. Across our state, we roared. A few miles to go...but well done!
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25 Dec 2020
got public trash cans in berkeley memorized same way i knew where closest toilet was in new york
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9 Sep 2020
at the club
song: we live forever, dj turn it up
dj: hey that's me! *blushes*
29 Aug 2020
me, in my 20s: feels good after the 5th beer
me, 30: actually just 1 beer is better
me, now, wise: looking forward to the 1 beer is the best part
28 Jul 2020
baby walking slowly
me: do you want me to pick you up?
baby: no pick up!
baby:
baby (reaching arms): pick up
*BWAAAMMM from inception*
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29 Jun 2020
parents: help me set my phone text size so it's like, one word per screen
also parents: (from across the room) is that a new pimple
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jim retweeted
20 May 2020
Watching this man be slowly blown away by a sudoku puzzle was the highlight of my day yesterday - thanks @rotational youtube.com/watch?v=yKf9aUIx…
Such a wholesome, nerdy delight.
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16 May 2020
videogames that let you create your character: this slider goes all the way up to full beefcake, would you like a skinny dude?
me sipping a huge glass of wine: no