ALT a series of screenshots from a muppets christmas carol, where scrooge leans out the window and shouts at a small muppet boy. He says "you there, boy! what day is it?" The puppet lad says "Why, it's Control is free on the Epic Games Store day, sir!" Scrooge smiles, relieved, and says "Then I haven't missed it."

ALT Oh my god it's such a beautiful dish of soft ice cream, you wouldn't believe it. Gentle waves of caramel cascading down the ridges, little pools of sesame oil and flecks of black salt. Oh my god it's so pretty

ALT A photo of me, an average height white girl with teal hair in a floor length black sequin gown with slits up both sides. My leg is out in front and the dress has a deep v. I am sticking out my tongue. Around me is an arched tunnel covered in climbing vines

ALT A Renaissance level group photo of 20ish people who are members of the game awards future class. Everyone is smiling or waving or yelling or doing peace signs. It's chaotic and joyful

ALT A group photo of a bunch of lovely smart cool women all dressed in formal attire and smiling at the camera.