American: praises the hotness of American mustard, provides pictures of particularly hot brands Me: points out that all of her examples have added chili, because the mustard itself is not hot American: blocks me

Sarah Pochin(Reform MP): I've been told from a reliable source 🤣 that the PM has never visited our Special Forces HQ Luke Pollard: We don't comment on Special Forces... She's looking for a gotcha question.... she should think carefully about asking questions like that again.

Ah yes. 'No' is only a suggestion if she married you. We can all extrapolate this one.

Not unpopular. Spitting facts regardless of anyone in their feels.

New phone day turns into 4 days of resetting passwords, trying to find lost or moved apps and 19 stage identification on everything.

Bro, they have emptied the prisons and factories and have already sent Africans and North Koreans to the front line. They are using donkeys to move around the battle front. But of course the 'haven't started to fight' Cunt.

I used to think the average person had common sense. Then I started seeing people argue that kids can’t consent to “gender-affirming care” because they’re too young to make permanent decisions about their bodies. And I thought, “Cool, so you’re against circumcision too, right?” That’s when I discovered that applying the same principle in a different context is apparently an impossible task for a shocking number of people. So let me get this straight: if a kid wants something done to their body, they’re too young to consent. But if you want something done to their body, suddenly consent isn’t important? Sooo… you can chop up your kid how you want, but not how they want? How about we stop chopping up kids altogether? It’s a pretty simple rule: don’t permanently alter a child’s genitals unless there’s a genuine medical necessity. The fact that you like a particular form of mutilation doesn’t magically make it not mutilation.

What this? Only watching John Wick himself on the bass.

American frens I have absolutely nothing in common with the fuckwits complaining about start times for football matches in *checks notes* your time zones. I am happy to be completely emancipated for these room temperature IQ dumb fuck. Thanks.

Oh no. I don't know how we expect these *checks notes* highly paid professional athletes to do professional athleting for more than a few minutes in case they get tired.

Has it got to the point where people believe the 'Europoor' trope and think we have no money?

His legal team fucked up. They claimed the BBC 'damaged him financially'. BBC legal team said 'OK, prove it' This will be quietly dropped.

Got to love this site. Some fuckknuckle accuses me of not being English - despite me posting pics in uniform. My friends tell him he is a fucking idiot. He then accuses me of creating bot accounts (friends) that have years of complex back history with pics and vids. Mental

Cue jokes about head and a snug box

Last time I got a good payrise in the military, they also put up all my charges by a higher amount. I ended up losing money.

If Dunning Kruger was apparently sentient.👇

I work at a shop that used to carry a product that's since been made illegal. We stopped carrying it the moment it was banned. Every so often an undercover cop comes in to check. Him: You guys still carry Spice? Me: No sir. We stopped carrying it when it became illegal. It's a serious charge if you're caught with it. Him: Nothing in the back? Me: Nothing anywhere. We don't carry it in any form. Him: Appreciate it. Two other guys had been browsing the store the whole time. One of them clearly hadn't been paying attention to our conversation. He walked up to the undercover cop. Him: Hey. I got some stuff in my car you might be interested in. Cop: (without missing a beat) Cop: Really. Show me. The three of them walked out. I picked up a broom. Started sweeping near the front door. Watched them walk to the car. Watched the trunk open. Watched the cop's expression change. Me: (leaning on the broom) Me: (watching the dumbest drug deal in history unfold in my car park) Me: (in broad daylight) Me: (directly in front of my store) Me: (they approached an undercover cop) Me: (voluntarily) Me: (and offered to show him everything) Me: (I have worked here for three years) Me: (nothing has come close to this)

Its called 'sleep' you dumb wankstain. Some of us have actual grown up jobs.