I don't think mumps are sexy. // fascists are trash.

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"KT YES" should be like, my life motto.
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just what a great day!!!!!!
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the fucking AUDACITY. get out of my fucking sport
USA Hockey is proud to celebrate #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈 Together, we're focused on cultivating a culture where everyone feels welcome!
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i’ve missed my friend ♥️
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POV: you're rolling around on the Red Planet You’re looking at six years on Mars in around two minutes. This timelapse contains images captured by our Curiosity rover between 2020 and 2026 from one of its navigation cameras. go.nasa.gov/4cH4mrt
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hey @equifaxcanada how can you confirm my dispute ticket was submitted and received, and then six days later say the dispute form expired because it wasn’t submitted?
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In response to the @IOCofficial announcement to wrongly ban trans athletes from women’s sports
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SICK!!!!!!
Our final design as part of our Local Artist Collaboration is here! Tracey Jones created this custom Pride jersey design ahead of our game on March 26 where bids will begin at the arena and online.
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best player in the world: maybe we could maybe look at the process and see if it could maybe be improved? dops: no.
NHL DoPS head George Parros responding to Connor McDavid's call for an examination of the suspension process: “We sweat over these decisions and pour over these decisions every night, all season long. We have a process in place that’s consistent, and we have a team that works for me, and together with me, that evaluates all these plays. A very experienced team, a veteran team. Guys that have been there since the beginning of the department. Not to mention all the former players that have a large set of experiences playing NHL games, accolades. Some of the best guys that have played the game work for this department help make decisions. So, our process, I feel very confident in. We’ve got great guys who make these decisions, and I think the players should be confident in this team to do so.”
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but actually wtf is the dominos app devops team doing?? why do i have a mandatory update EVERY TIME i open the app??
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When it comes to press releases, this in the GOAT conversation:
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fuuuuuck i said i wouldn’t buy any more concert tickets this year 🫠🫠
OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDS @Ratboysband WILL BE JOINING US IN WITH @jimmyeatworld TORONTO AUG 23 @ RBC AMPHITHEATRE. THEY ARE SO GOOD. Tickets are going fast - we’re opening up the lawn. LET’S OPEN THIS LAWN UP. LAWN PIT LAWN PIT LAWN PIT
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despicable. cowardly.
My statement on Iran-related hostilities in the Middle East:
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uh excuse me world leave my baby raccoon alone?????? how dare any of u even think dylan’s name
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RT @suzukicult: if auston matthews genuinely skips a leafs game to attend the state of the union, i hope toronto media at least has the bac…
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the number of people in the replies who don’t get the joke 😂
My team caught someone who sent an AI to interview in their place. It sounds so crazy that I didn't believe it until I reviewed the transcripts: Interviewer: "Can you tell us about yourself?" Candidate: "Absolutely! I'm a passionate professional who thrives in dynamic environments." Interviewer: "That's a really insightful answer." Candidate: "Thank you! You're absolutely right." Interviewer: "You're absolutely right too." Candidate: "You're absolutely right about that." Interviewer: "We're both absolutely right." Interviewer: "This is going really well." Candidate: "It really is." Interviewer: "You're absolutely right." Candidate: "You're absolutely right." Interviewer: "You're absolutely right." Candidate: "You're absolutely right." The transcript goes on like this for 14 more pages. Thank goodness we're using AI to screen our candidates, otherwise we might have wasted our time talking to someone who can't even be bothered to show up to a call.
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classic dirty shwa
The Oshawa Generals of the OHL sent out a email to season-ticket holders asking them to shower more often — due to multiple fan complaints about odours at their home games. H/T Durham Radio News
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I just wanna kiss my fish, truck my truck, eat my beer, shame my dog, truck bed truck, bed truck truck, it’s so hard to be a country boy when boys are girls truck beer truck.
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Clearly number 9 for team USA drives her pad off the goal line. What an insane call. Even the penalty to begin with that got reviewed. Absolute ref show. USA has dominated though but just an awful sequence for the officials in the 2nd period. 🇨🇦 vs 🇺🇸
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sorry did you stare at a screen, SEE THEM PUSH THE PAD INTO THE NET, and only bother to look to see what the puck did??? and not if it LEGALLY CROSSED THE LINE??? this is a joke
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so just PUSH THE ENTIRE GOALIE into the net is okay and a valid goal.
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