i get paid to run sketchy mobile apps. i build flamethrowers for fun.

Joined August 2008
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9 Oct 2019
Anyone I know at #sectorca willing to let me borrow your badge long enough to do a lap of the expo floor? Forgot to register, thinking I'd be out of the country...
11 Sep 2017
First @Airbnb almost left me w/out a place to stay overnight in SF, now their phone system is calling me every 5min and hanging up. Amazing.
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11 Sep 2017
Since my CC is maxed w/the @Airbnb charge, getting a pricey SF hotel isn't easy. "We can credit your Airbnb acct, but nowhere is available."
11 Sep 2017
I was told by a support manager at @Airbnb that with a no-show host I was on my own to find a hotel, it'd be weeks before I got a refund.
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11 Sep 2017
Hey @Airbnb - why is "call your bank (at midnight) and ask them for an emergency credit increase" a resolution path for your CSRs?
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Update 👏 your 👏 iOS 👏 cause 👏 Apple 👏 just 👏 patched 👏 0days 👏
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15 May 2015
Apparently a passenger is "afraid" of me and my radio gear. Aggressive steward on PD 947 stoking the fire, @porterairlines.
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15 May 2015
Worst flight exp. I've ever had, @porterairlines. Told to take expensive gear out of a case&carry it by hand, now being denied boarding.
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25 Mar 2015
Tonight #seriously @dailyplanetshow @site3colab re-creates a fantasy: cooking shrimp as they hurtle through the air. But they do it for real
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Please stop sending us glitter
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I'm happy to listen to any politician's thoughts on encryption policy after they give a clear summary how Diffie-Hellman key exchange works.
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TaylorTip: If you have a spare tub, always keep it filled with water so when cyberwar breaks out you can drown yourself to avoid the horrors
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12 Jan 2015
Ted Cruz was just appointed head of the science board in Congress, so Archive Team's just starting to back up NASA, NOAA, thanks
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Hezbollah leader says Islamic extremists insulted Prophet Muhammad more than any cartoons: apne.ws/1tQSdBd

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If someone asks "Why don't more Muslims condemn terrorism?" just link them this animated GIF: bit.ly/1BAGU6D

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A bomb went off at a Colorado NAACP yesterday. Where is the 24-hour news cycle? thkpr.gs/3608976
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18 Dec 2014
To people asking us to hack North Korea & release The Interview: find something more important to care about. Pick something, anything.
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No one should kid themselves. With the Sony collapse America has lost its first cyberwar. This is a very very dangerous precedent.
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