Author: WHAT YOUR HANDS HAVE DONE (@NightwoodEd), FORECAST: PRETTY BLEAK (@McClellandBooks). Commercial fisherman. Graphic Designer. Denim enthusiast.

Joined March 2012
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An illustration I did of my father, based on a photo took a couple years ago after we came in from lobster fishing and raked 17,000lbs of gravel for the floor of his building in North Lake has won me the BMO First Art Award for PEI. It’ll be at the UoT Art Gallery Oct 26-Nov 19
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I've blogged it: The 10 Weirdest Parts of Trump's UFC-themed Birthday Party
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I heard a very interesting talk by a sexuality professor who mentioned that her Gen Z students did not even know it was possible to masturbate with just your imagination as fuel. sad! the strokes of old are being forgotten…
if pornography is bad, it is probably bc it degrades one's power of imagination, not because it encourages one to imagine bad things. in essence, it is bad bc it is television.
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The thrilla in Manila. The Rumble in the Jungle. The slobberknocker at America’s funeral.
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So a cover band was playing American Pie and then Kings of Leon faded in and Tyson Fury walked down a spiral staircase at the White House, I feel like I’m having a stroke
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RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon
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“Flesh eating screwworm” sounds like a swear David Simon would invent for The Wire.
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This sentence in David Milch’s memoir stopped me in my tracks.
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You like sniffing ass off mine
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Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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George Washington hitting King George with a superman punch because he was too woke
UFC plans to ‘tell the story of America’ in between fights at the White House mmafighting.com/ufc/492247/u…
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'Backrooms' is sorta so-so as a movie, but the metaphor is top shelf. vincemancini.substack.com/p/…
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GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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Truly insane collab
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type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face
donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect
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He's been doing this for like 15 years, as if "we pay our athletes a lower percentage of our revenue" wasn't part of the official pitch to investors during the WME acquisition. They brag about this shit!
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🚨 Dana White reacts to the WNBA now having a higher minimum salary ($270,000) than the UFC and gets pressed about fighter pay in an interview with Rolling Stone: 🗣️ The WNBA agreed to a new salary minimum of around $270,000 a year, which is reportedly more than a journeyman MMA fighter earns. Do you ever see a future where a UFC fighter can immediately make a living wage? Dana White: “Fighter pay has gone up every year, and it will continue to go up as long as we continue to be successful. But to compare it to the WNBA, that’s ridiculous.” “First of all, if you come into the UFC, let’s say you sign a three-fight deal, we’re going to find out if you even belong in the UFC. I should pay you $370,000 to see if you belong in the UFC?”
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i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
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you know band i'm really getting into in my 40s? its Korn with a backwards K that I can't type. That's right I'm dead serious
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