20 he/him | brown boy | 5'11 | aspiring writer | Canadian | priv @200couches_ | theatre enjoyer | Uottawa 28
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"Hahha, i see you've stumbled across my Twitter page *licks lips* hahh you better mind your business, or you're gonna regret it *slicks hair back* *laughs sarcastically*"
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What kind of useless politician announces a policy and immediately points out every flaw with it
🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says under-16s in the UK may get around his social media ban
"But we don't say, 'oh look, a teenager managed to get a drink somehow' - let's not bother banning alcohol sales to children"
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it
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It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking
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Jun 13
man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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they will say this and genuinely believe they’re challenging the establishment lmao
Jun 12
"The world's first trillionaire is backing the far right!"
Thank you, Elon!
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I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop
Jun 12
"Can we get you guys to stop?
Ye politely responds to excited fans then greets them with a smile as he and his wife Bianca exit their hotel in the country of Georgia ahead of his concert in Tbilisi today. 🇬🇪
🎥 dr_natalyazubareva/Instagram
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A White Supremacist Colombian vs. a delusional Black conservative is as Florida Republican as a Republican primary can possibly be.
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Is a man even allowed to have a spam instagram account
There’s something so embarrassing about following someone you know on a spam/private instagram account.
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There’s something so embarrassing about following someone you know on a spam/private instagram account.
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the holy airball trend is the worst trend to ever happen to tiktok
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This is what I mean when I say freedom of speech shouldn't be for some people
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i refuse to fall for the propaganda that any of these albums are even somewhat good
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New - 2028 presidential poll
🔵 Hunter Biden 44%
🔴 Rubio 40%
TPSI #C- - RV - 6/10
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Lol he's going full boomer lib
Voters Reject Anti-Islam Candidate in Mayoral Race in Dallas Suburb nytimes.com/2026/06/13/us/fr…
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Would you guys make fun of me if I told you that up to a certain point I’d consider car seat headrest to be my second favourite band. Whoopises maybe I am a little gay
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I truly believe in a lot of situations if you have nothing nice to say then you probably shouldn’t say anything at all. We should all have some class
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Got my plane tickets….this is becoming more and more real by the second
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