stand up comedian/ Writer/ Actor / The family disappointment
Joined June 2009
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21 Jun 2023
If this whole missing submarine thing taught me anything is that we really donāt give a fuck about rich people. These people might die and Iāve seen nothing but hilarious memes!
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31 May 2023
As a grown adult man, I now I have to watch the little mermaid for the culture because people saying black people canāt be fishes and I have to prove them wrong. Like Iām tired !
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6 May 2023
Iām not wishing death on anyone, I would never do that! Iām just saying if the King died right now thatās an extra bank holiday this year and another bank holiday for the coronation next year soā¦š¤šæ
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30 Apr 2023
So a few months ago I lost my phone and had to get a new phone number so no longer have access to that number! My chase bank account is paired with that number and trying to change it has been a nightmare! @ChaseSupportUK is easily the worst customer service experience!
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23 Apr 2023
Just checked my credit rating and you know what? I did not need that negativity in my life today!
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17 Apr 2023
The cognitive dissonance in religious people is a wild thing! How is my man telling me that he canāt wait for Ramadan be over so he can have a pint š man said Eid is going to be wild!
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14 Apr 2023
Iāve seen heterosexual pop stars do the same or worse! Feel like the problem you guys have has nothing to do with sexualising children and more to do with your homophobia! You aināt complaining when Rihanna out here on here S&M shitā¦
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14 Apr 2023
I have no issue with Harry Styles, my issue is with his fandom! They act like this dude is a revolutionary for the way he dresses! Like thereās nothing iconic about it! Think about Prince or better yet Little Richard who did that shit as black dudes in their time! Thatās iconic
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26 Mar 2023
The saddest thing about my generation is that we place way more value on clout than talent!
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1 Mar 2023
I spend a lot of time trying to create well thought out jokes about my current problems to tell on stage instead of you know actually dealing with them and trying to find solutions!
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25 Feb 2023
My anxiety has been taking charge of my life this month and honestly I'm curious where it takes it.
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24 Feb 2023
I once was going through some things and decided to tell my friend about it! This man looked me in face and told me to put my faith in Jesus! I told him I don't really believe in wizards.
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22 Feb 2023
I don't know to explain it but something about mullets feels racist.
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22 Feb 2023
It's like how I agree that Eminem is an incredible MC. Like I'd put him up there as one of the best but when white people say it...that feels racist!
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17 Feb 2023
I'm going to be real guys, I miss lockdown! I'm so tired all the time!! I'm praying for another pandemic!
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17 Feb 2023
Just saw my individual uber rating and I need to stop getting ubers for drunk friends! I know those 1 star rating were not about me, I'm an exemplary customer!
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12 Feb 2023
Getting your life together sounds cool and all but have you ever experienced the sheer thrill of blowing your life up? The adrenaline?! The euphoria of it all
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7 Feb 2023
Hospitals would be so much better if the waiting room was a bar!
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