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log flume and boba enthusiast. he/him.

Joined April 2009
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princetongirl818@ceciliasrose
May 7
Watching state champs side stage is a humiliation ritual at this point
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Cecilia flying hundreds of miles just to sit with me on my couch and put heated rivalry on for the 92nd time…well, yes!
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princetongirl818@ceciliasrose
2 Dec 2025
Happy birthday to me, @rxalfrixnds, charlie puth, britney spears, mitchel cave, bonnie from stand atlantic, allison’s dad, my brother in law’s sister, aaron rodgers (kinda), and lucy liu and happy anniversary to brian and sheri
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princetongirl818@ceciliasrose
18 Oct 2025
Girl who’s going be okay* *I see @thisisnotbrianm tomorrow
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hannah@vanghostkid
19 Jun 2025
huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes
TIME
@TIME
17 Jun 2025
MIT just studied how ChatGPT impacts our brains time.com/7295195/ai-chatgpt-…
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My Uber rating is still a perfect 5.00, only associating with people who are 4.95 and above from now on, thanks!
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6 years later and still going strong <3
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recap of epic opening day: gimbals and osmo cameras outnumber guests 3 to 1
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Epic Universe Progress Bar@EUProgressBar
22 May 2025
Epic Universe is 100% complete.
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Jonascon
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can hear my dryer running in the other room and for a second thought that the new ethel cain album was playing from my phone
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someone just paid $5 to fast pass emmure on the touch tunes at this bar…jail
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just wanted to drop some concert hot takes - if you smoke weed in the middle of a crowd you are a fucking asshole - if you throw your drink in the air in the crowd you are a fucking asshole - if you duck when crowdsurfers come you are a fucking asshole
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- if you vape in the middle of a crowd you are not as big of an asshole as the people above but you are still an asshole -if you do not move out of the way for People trying to get out of a crowd, especially a rowdy one, you are a fucking asshole thanks for coming to my ted talk
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say what you want but brat will go down as having one of the best marketing campaigns in recent history…all she needs is blurry black text and pantone #3507C and she will throw the internet into a frenzy…argue with the wall
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
21 Nov 2024
‘BRAT’ billboards spotted in cities across the US. 📸: @xcxshake & DavisCampbell
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wish i could tell 2017 me watching knocked loose ripping apart the 250 cap Webster underground that in 2024 id be watching them headline a 10K cap amphitheater with full production including pyro…like what do you mean…
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Halsey opening her new album with a reference to The Wonder Years
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Charli
@charli_xcx
23 Oct 2024
final show tonight! <3
Matthew Perpetua@perpetua
25 May 2024
Almost every date on the Charli XCX/Troye Sivan US arena tour looks like this, extremely undersold even with mostly $45 tickets - if yr interested in seeing them I suggest buying out sections with a bunch of friends and essentially having private parties at the (non-NYC) shows
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princetongirl818@ceciliasrose
21 Oct 2024
Mayday Parade HATES to see us coming
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COBRA STARSHIP BRINGING OUT TAY JARDINE TO SING SNAKES ON A PLANE IS SOOOOOO PERSONAL TO ME!!!!!!
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honestly…if men went to therapy when we were young probably wouldn’t exist…shoutout to men who listen to pop punk and don’t get help for their various mental illnesses…popped off with that one
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