Son of the South. Wasp apologist.
Joined October 2012
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Be me, over pay your taxes by a dollar to make them send you a refund check
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One of AppFlyer’s signature landings.
Jun 13
A helicopter in Changzhou, China, experienced a sudden malfunction, causing it to make an emergency landing and its tail to break.
The two people on board were taken to hospital and are in stable condition.
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Jun 13
I’m staying at a hotel in NC for work. I met the hotel cat, True. Her job is to sucker humans out of food and scritches. She is very good at her job.
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Jun 11
If any Americans are confused about whether it’s called soccer or football and don’t accept that the country that invented it calls it football - ask them what the Fs in FIFA stand for ⚽️
Community note
The term “soccer” originated in late 19th-century Britain as slang for “association football,” not as an American invention.
britannica.com/story/why-do-s…
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Jun 11
Oh, do you really want us to start handing out one way tickets, brotherfucker?
Jun 10
One-way ticket to where you came from with your name on it, Nancy. 👋🏽
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Jun 10
Got my riot outfit picked out. What are y’all wearing?
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Jun 10
Oh nooos. The pėdos and r@pe gangs don’t feel safe y’all.
Jun 9
The far right in Belfast are attacking homes that belong to black and brown people including families.
Children are living in fear as they attack with bricks, sticks and other objects.
Where’s the police?
Keir Starmer and Shabana Mahmood. - WE FEEL UNSAFE
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Tick thief retweeted
Jun 8
Now a Brit with 10 followers wants to argue about how southerners pronounce S-E-C
Sir you’ve got zero SEC championships and zero World War championships.
Jun 7
Cannot handle an SEC schedule
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Jun 6
They’re conspiring. I know they’re conspiring. They know I know they’re conspiring and they’re still conspiring.
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Tick thief retweeted
Jun 4
Dana, I wish you the best of health, truly. You need a little self reflection regarding your decision to put yourself on “a long list”. As for dumping personal conversations on the timeline, I’m blocking anyone untrustworthy enough to not keep private conversations private. Twice in one week now. I don’t need to block Brittany, looks like she self deleted. Take care of yourself.
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Jun 3
Notice the BMW accuracy of zero turn signals.
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Tick thief retweeted
Jun 3
AI tech billionaires didn’t cause 8% inflation.
The government spending $2 trillion per year in borrowed money on social programs so Democrats could continue to cosplay the pandemic emergency long after the it was clear Covid wasn’t actually that big a problem did that.
Jun 2
Taxing 50% of AI companies' stock to ensure that AI benefits humanity isn't radical, but let me tell you what is:
Since Trump was elected, the 7 richest men in America, all Big Tech oligarchs, became $1.15 trillion richer while 60% live paycheck to paycheck.
That's radical.
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May 31
If I ever step out on my marriage, I’m just going to fuck Barry like the rest of y’all.
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Tick thief retweeted
May 25
GM GM GM - Honor THEM. Have a safe and respectful Memorial Day, ALL.
Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.
- John 15:13
"Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, 'Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?' And I said, 'Here am I. Send me!'"
- Isaiah 6:8
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May 18
These 2 decided to join the Mile High Club today on the way to JAX
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May 18
I am an officially semi retired pilot
May 18
Apparently all it took to get an extremely lucrative job inquiry was to say on X that I’m officially semi retired.
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