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Donโ€™t wait until this is a reality. Vote Pratt!
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Barry is spiraling ๐Ÿ˜‚
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You know who is spiraling harder???
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Imagine if this was made by Republican children. The parents would be fired and the kids probably removed from their families ๐Ÿ˜‚ Share this one with a leftist today!
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โ€œMichelle Obama is a manโ€
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The man is cardmaxxing like none otherโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽฒ
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The Pratt Virus is spreading fast. Save Los Angeles. Vote! #Pratt2026 #SpencerPratt
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Donโ€™t wait until this is a reality. Vote Pratt!
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Vote with destiny on your side. Vote Pratt
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Karen Bass has proven that she would not shoot me and my family if in danger. #Vote4Pratt #PrattForMayor #pratt
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People always ask me, โ€œhow can we fix LA? We donโ€™t have the money!โ€ We have the moneyโ€ฆitโ€™s just being stolen! You wanna fix the budget? END THE FRAUD. I will bust the scammers and put your tax dollars back to work for YOU.
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๐Ÿ”ฅ Great Read ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ด USAโ€ฆand the world just found out exactly who Trump brought to China. And when I counted every single name in that room โ€” I genuinely had to sit down. Marco Rubio. Pete Hegseth. Elon Musk. Tim Cook. The top 30 businessmen in the entire world โ€” every single one of them said yes when Trump called โ€” sitting at that table in Beijing representing 330 million Americans who were fast asleep when this photograph was taken. โšช๏ธ And then I looked at Trump sitting right in the center of all of it โ€” red tie, composed, completely in control โ€” and Xi Jinping walking beside him on that red carpet โ€” and I thought about what this image actually tells the whole world. America did not send one man to China. America sent everything it had. Every CEO. Every official. Every person who matters. ๐Ÿ”ต All of them in one room. On Chinese soil. For America. And Trump assembled every single one of them. Because that is what a real President does โ€” he does not walk into the most important room in the world alone โ€” he walks in with the full weight of the greatest nation on earth behind him. ๐Ÿ”ด โšช๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ต God, thank you for this moment. And please make every conversation in that room count for America. ๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ If this photograph of Americaโ€™s full power in Beijing moved something in you โ€” tell me what you felt seeing it. ๐ŸŽฉ tip/ Lawrence Citarelli Jr ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @POTUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @SecRubio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @elonmusk ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @PeteHegseth
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Look, we are winning immeasurably and in the last two years have made more progress in our goals than in the last 60 years. The Dems are absolutely raped right now. If you are believing that we are losing in any way right now you need to work on your psychosecurity. It's not all going to fix at the flip of a switch overnight, there will be battles won and battles lost, but for the first time since probably WW1 the left is routed and on the run. We are butchering them in ways I couldn't have hoped for 6 years ago. The left switched from a "Kamala is so brat" game to controlled opposition. All these talking heads saying "Trump has betrayed us, vote Democrat in the midterms" are hopelessly out of touch and raped at best, or malicious liars and paid bad actors at worst. Do not listen to these people. Trump is more popular than ever, mass migration is at a standstill, we are actually denaturalizing people (which I don't think has happened since Hart Cellar passed), and our southern border is secure. Yes, on terms of legality he's being blocked on a bunch of stuff, but these legal battles need to happen so we can set precedents and invalidate the courts. These things take time. And in that time we've won a ton of massive legal battles. Mass deportations are still happening in states where the govenors are working with us. They don't get much media attention because the left is trying to paint the picture that it isn't happening; but it is. We're just not clearing out leftist strongholds right now because the states have some sovereignty. With redistricting and when they pass the save act, we will still win those states. Then we can clear them out as we please. These things take time, and we are winning. Trump is working tirelessly for us. He is the only one who hasn't betrayed us. Don't fall into these cheap tricks journalists and leftists use to disway you and cause you to doom. Not everything you see on here is true, in fact most of it is lies. Take a moment when you read something to break away and question it.
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STRIKE. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ…
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PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TRYING HIS BEST TO GIVE THIS COUNTRY BACK TO THE PEOPLE AND HALF OF THE COUNTRY IS TOO STUPID TO APPRECIATE IT
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Sometimes you need a dictator
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Holy shit he nails it
This guy pretty much sums it up. No notes. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Talking to anyone who gets news outside of X is an absolute nightmare conversation. They have no facts. They have no primary sources. It's almost impossible to come to a single point of agreement because they don't want to give up an inch of ideological ground. Nightmare.
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