This has to be @joelgaines handiwork

We joke about winning the life lottery, because we were born in the USA, but it’s not far from the truth. These visitors here for the World Cup are getting to experience what we often take for granted. I live in Alabama. I can start in Mobile and drive north for 5 hours, and still be in Alabama. My state has beautiful sandy beaches, and also has the foothills of the Appalachians. In between, we have a super speedway that pushes the limits of American muscle. Talladega. NASA is here. The Army’s rotary wing flight school is here. We have a festival every year to celebrate peanuts. We celebrate the harvest of a crop with funnel cakes and music. 2 teams from my state are currently in the College World Series, and that isn’t even our most popular sport. Don’t even get me started on football Saturdays in the fall. It’s something else entirely. My state is just 1 of 50 states that are all equally wonderful. This country is awesome, and I do love it so. 🇺🇸

Seen a few commits so far @3strikes_AU ....@aspenlong6 is the kind of kid you want....versatile and is hungry to be coached. Better defensive OF than what you have, can hit, pitch and run. Lot of speed in a 6'5" 215 package...also a 3.95 GPA. #Totalpackage

‘Eurotrip 2: coming to America’ will be a documentary

CWS Jell-O shot challenge sends $1 per shot to your school's food pantry. $100 in shots = $20 donated. We can do better. Donate directly to your team's pantry! Links below ⬇️ Send a receipt to hello@speakeasysports dot com or DM me to add to leaderboard. Info stays anonymous.

I love when I get @BarnerSupply packages in the mail. It’s like Christmas morning

Channeling my inner @actionxander

In red states, we need to stop handing out participation trophies to “pro-gun” politicians who leave bad laws on the books. The goal is not “better” gun control. The goal is no gun control.

Bro’s gonna parlay this into a HBO mini-series. Love it.

Bro’s never leaving. Welcome to God’s Country.

So true.

No one leads from the front, boots on the ground quite like the young king @RhettHobart

Incredible

Proof that no matter what, humans are hardcoded to forget basic instincts when they are on vacation.

Fun Fact: Fish that spawn in Boston Harbor are 82.6 % more likely to be gay than fish that spawn anywhere else in the world. Scientists have attributed this to the massive amount of English tea that was dumped into the harbor on 16 December 1773

Thanks for sharing this one @Smuphy