they/them • 26 • poly/nm • opinions/posts are entirely my own and do not reflect my employer(s)
Joined November 2016
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26 Apr 2018
how do i become a professional monster truck driver
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feeling extra mentally ill rn who want me
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everything is so awesome and i'm having such a good time (im also lying)
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Jun 14
Feeling useless and unlovable today 😀
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the urge to quit everything and just fucking die
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why would i keep asking for support if no one can support me anyway?
one of the saddest things about emotional exhaustion is that eventually you stop looking for support and start looking for ways to carry it better.
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my feelings on the L range from “it’s such a miracle i get to ride across the city on an elevated train almost every day” to “this system is absolute TRASH” largely dependent on just how frequently the trains come and how many delays there are
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Jun 14
i don’t really care to post pictures of myself because it gives the wrong impression that im a real person
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this just gave me an Awesome Idea
Jun 15
I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.
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Tapping the sign again...
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Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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Jun 14
The fact that Muslims were so hated right after 9/11 and now so many years later people are proudly shouting “my mayor’s Muslim” is such a big swing in a positive direction. New York course corrected itself and I’m here for it.
Jun 14
Mamdani on the viral "my mayor's Muslim" Knicks fan: "Thanks to him, there are a lot of people who have just been running up to me over the last few weeks just shouting, 'My Mayor's Muslim!' I said, 'It's true. I am.'"
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