FLORIDA GATORS!!! All things Space, cooking, tinkering with electronics, Im a sarcastic, dry humored son of a bitch, love ya Mom.
Joined October 2010
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Jun 13
Eulogy written, bags are packed. Just need to scoot into Atlanta for a week.
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The US has 1 trillionaire and 988 billionaires. Their combined net worth is about 8.4 trillion dollars.
If we would just tax these people โfairly,โ it would totally solve the $40 trillion national debt. And every other problem in society.
Do the math, guysโฆ
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Jun 13
Oh Shit, dont get me started.
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Beautiful lesbian couple spotted at the USโs opening World Cup match
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4-1 ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ!!!!!
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Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.
Jun 12
Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain ft.trib.al/zAOuVKk
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Jun 10
I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.
Jun 10
United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport
What went wrong here?
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Jun 12
Call me an old fuddy duddy. I dont like this
I didnt like this back when others didnt like this. I dont like this now that the others then are telling you now to like this.
Nope.
Jun 11
Gators Summit is LIVE 8:30 p.m. et!
@HighTopSport, @GatorDave_GB, and @Ali_Peek discuss:
- The Swamp Renovation
- Game Start Times
- Recruiting 5 Stars
- On3 Power Rankings
- ESPN Top 100 Newcomers
Watch the show live on Youtube โ> youtube.com/live/_kKWkRiN7M8
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Babe, wake up. Freddy is looking at rifles at Bass Pro Shop
Jun 11
We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say Iโm too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.
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Jun 11
Fixed it for you @CollegeFBonX
ESPN put out a list of the programs best set up through 2027.
Here is their ranking of the top 25 programs set up for the most success over the next 2 seasons.
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Jun 11
Hahahaha, I wouldn't touch that job for 200k. I seriously need to remove my LinkedIn account I havnt been on in 15 years.
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Jun 10
The beautiful history of @wafflehouse. How Waffle House won WW2. The only way me and @Senor3ringsWitt meet for the first time.
Waffle House - The Roman Colosseum Of The South youtu.be/yxUO_tWibIs?si=DFe5โฆ via @YouTube
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