I’m stinky πŸ’• @basicbitch616 is bubby πŸ₯Ί

Joined April 2018
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That’s crazy 😬 I’ll go slam my head in a door real quick
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This is probably the best hat I have ever made
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I couponed so hard I got my $30 purchase at cvs for 57Β’
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I’m trying to force myself into liking tofu and just ate the most disgusting dinner I’ve had in a very long time ❀️
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The last appointment of the day was a 6 year old who said β€œBYEEEE THANK YOU FOR PIERCING MY EARS ILL BE BACK SOON FOR MY NOSE PIERCING” 😭
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I just paid $15 for a box of Reece’s pieces becuase I don’t read signs :)
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I have had to tell at least 6 minors today that no, I will not pierce your tongue, even with a parent present (they are legally required to be here).
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Forgot to skip my grocery delivery, and they decided my pre selected foods would be a jar of duck fat, 6 steaks, apricots, peanut butter and avocado oil πŸ₯² it was $93
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There’s a cigarette mom showing me her three fresh uncovered tattoos ( she’s about to get into the pool) πŸ₯Ή
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There’s something therapeutic about handwashing your clothes and hanging Tyler’s underwear out of the back door to dry
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The city made us put our grill and trash can behind our house and both of them have been stolen ❀️
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Nobody will notice your lazy eye if your eye looks huge
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My elderly neighbor found an egg on the ground and asked me what she should do with it. during that interaction she dropped the egg and it broke so we gave it a burial together it was so strange
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Why do SNRIs make me bruise worse than a moldy peach
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I put my whitening strip on wrong and gave 4 of my teeth French tips
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Instead of letting me take a single pill my neurologist just upped the qty. I am taking 3 right now and I wonder how far we’re going to take this
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The delivery guy at work is the same one for my house and I see him often enough that he knows who I am, but today he asked if I live at my house and it feels a little weird he knows where I live and work
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