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Jun 14
How about that? A 30 cent drop since I got gas 5 days ago. Still too high, but that’s not insignificant.
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Jun 10
I’m working a lot this week. Probably as of Saturday it’ll be 50 hours of overtime. Not a day off from last Thursday through next Wednesday. I deserve to have some wings and a whiskey sour today. I even got the lawn mowed.
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Jun 8
Work hack: working twice a day on your own terms keeps the mandate away
Also there’s some good OT this week. And I’m like………
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This is why it is not good to take your wife to the gym
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May 31
Hey @LandauDave , I was watching Ep.22, I think. You said that you know a guy! It didn’t seem that @StuDoesAmerica caught that one.
😂😂
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May 31
I used that scene for a joke once as well. I made it about a lefty talking head in the comments section of my local news station, that wanted to punch a politician in the face. An old man, nonetheless.
“No you wouldn’t!”
“Could you imagine what it’d be like if I did?”
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