The last Real sports fan alive. I'm either watching a game, directing a show, or booking a cruise... | ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ช๐ธ๐ฎ๐น๐ง๐ธ
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I love this for my team, and I *really* love it for the people who hate my team
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The amount of adults I've encountered on this trip (both on the cruise and back at the hotel) who get onto elevators and ask which way it's going is frightening, y'all really can't do one fuckin thing without AI
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Knights totally dominated tonight. Stifled and shutout. Congrats to Canes. Sad ending to season for Knights but impressive run.
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As a person who grew up in a town that was often snakebitten in sports, itโs much more fun to be on this end. Also, Iโm on a boat.
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Congrats to the Canes and their fans. I appreciate VGK for stressing out their haters over the last few weeks.
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Everyone in leadership for Iran, the US, and Israel is a psychopath... so there's that.
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Phone-zombies are the worst in a normal setting on land, imagine how bad they are on a boat
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Knights fans can handle losing a title, but Knights haters would end up in a psych ward if Vegas somehow won the thing again.
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I root for your children to trip & fall while theyโre running in cruise cabin hallways
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Happy Golden Knights Day to all who celebrate. No matter what happens tomorrow, we are Champions forever. Always Advance, Never Retreat. #ForgedInGold
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Back in like early 2022 I said โI ainโt ever gettin on no boat dawgโ, here we are in 2026 and Iโm on my 10th cruise
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View from what will be the Armadillo Lounge on the 300 level of the Aโs Las Vegas ballpark. #vegas #athleticsย #mlb
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I flew with Precheck for the first time today and it changed my life. There is only before today, and after today.
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Does the media know that trump is like 0-for-87 on "we're close to a deal" for the season
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Me whenever the "I react to videos" people place themselves inside of a video to talk about the video
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Today on the misadventures of our idiot president & friends
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Iโve always looked at Love Island as a cautionary tale. Like, โthis shit is entertainingโฆ but you should absolutely, not ever, try to emulate these peopleโ
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Aโs win 4-3 to take the series 2-1. The Aโs first home series win since the end of April. #vegas #athletics #mlb
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Solid turnout for the final game of the Aโs-Brewers series at Las Vegas Ballpark. #vegas #athletics #thisismycrew #mlb
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Why is anyone even getting on I-11 right now? Do you people not look at traffic maps before you go anywhere?
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MY VACATION IS RUINED!!! I CANT EVEN ENJOY THE VENUS DE MILO!!!!!
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