OCD in an ADHD world | 📊 | 🏈 | 📺 | ✍🏻 | probably writing | Podunk Surrealism™️
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So unbelievably grateful to have this piece picked up by Expat 🙏🏻
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Your boy’s getting on the board this week. 👀
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Jun 13
Waiting for that damned shed-drinking ambassador of Lankarastan (former rear navy admir— lieutenant) to come pick up this fifth of ‘distiller’s edition’ Lagavulin.
I write in a liquor store.
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Jun 12
Slow writing day, but that’s partially because I’ve stayed up way too late two nights in a row & because I spent the first half of my workday today tumbling down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the Franco-Prussian War for reasons incomprehensible even to me.
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Jun 12
It was an evening release, so for the morning crowd, give these a read to start your day with an anagrammatic sense of dread, brief existential instruction, and finally, a short literary criticism of classic literature. 🩸 🍯
bloodhoneylit.com/poetry/arb…
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Jun 12
Extremely grateful to @Blood_Honey_Lit & @damon_hubbs for giving my writing a shot this month. 🙏🏻
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Jun 12
Heard this ‘off-the-beaten-path’ spot tucked away in the back of a gas station had good food. Damn, it delivered. 🥙
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Ron Arbuckle retweeted
Jun 12
"Lay your ear to the tracks" with @touchgrass_ron
bloodhoneylit.com/poetry/arb…
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Jun 12
The first two (especially “People-Watching”s anagrammatic verse) are good, but don’t miss out on the third one just because the first piece is on the longer side.
It’s worth the scroll. 🍪 🐭
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Jun 11
Send this pic to your boo with “us”
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Jun 11
my boss came in hot this morning at work. bro let me wake up first
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Jun 11
Taking my lunch break at 10am like a damn kindergartener cause if I wait till noon it’ll be nearly twenty degrees hotter outside and unbearable to go for my daily walk.
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Jun 11
Wife out of town & kids at my parents. This calls for leftovers & clicking between streaming channels for hours trying to decide what to watch until I fall asleep at a reasonable hour
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Jun 10
Sorry, I have a condition. It’s called ADHD (always downin’ hotdogs)
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Ron Arbuckle retweeted
Jun 10
New podunk surrealism out tomorrow in Blood Honey 🩸 🍯 👀
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