heavy is the head that weighs a lot

MY TEDDY BEAR 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Ageism is only used to discuss the marginalization of the elderly but rarely addresses the mass marginalization of the youth.

Thank you to the geniuses at whatsapp who have made it possible only to select a photo from your library but not to send it. awesome stuff

Just absurd

the time when i went to buy a sex toy and the girl at the counter was like "oh that's a great choice i got that one and i barely even leave the house anymore"

Thousands of people have been arrested in the UK for holding up signs opposing genocide while white supremacists try to burn families alive in their own homes

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

i am under spells

if you actually want to be edgy in new york stop being racist and start being fat instead

OOUUUUUGGHHHH

If you've ever dated someone in the private sector it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your deliverables honey :)" and you're both 27

she is tookie de la creme

just realised ive eaten 1.2 kilos of tomatoes in the past 24 hours... idk whats gonna happen to me but it definitely can't be good

rest in peace David Hockney, whose paintings i’ll treasure for their bright colors and blocky brushwork, their playful and erotic water imagery, the mysterious and electric circuitry of their self-regarding queer male gaze

RIP David Hockney I once printed these out at Walgreens and when I picked them up the employees at the photo studio were laughing at me and I was like “this broke a record for most expensive painting by a living artist” as if that was going to make me seem like less of an f word

after 5 years of living in the plateau i finally caved and bought the performative “i ❤️ gooning and small businesses” merch

When my mom found my underwear that say cum slut on them

His original “bull nose” made him look like a psychopathic country farm boy, but in the way where if he took you out back to the shed as a young teen and stole your innocence, you might not know you were taken advantage of until somebody told you when you casually shared the story many years later. You’d spend years thinking you must be an insatiable nymphomaniac, pulling up your shirt in the shed for all the guys in town, not realizing it was because this guy sent you down a dark road. The new nose makes him look like someone you’d know violated you, and you’d want to tell on him to ruin his reputation before he gets to graduate and maybe become a senator, while you drop out of high school to self-harm and do drugs. Vulgar description, I know, but if looks can kill, they can do a lot of other scathing things that determine its measure, and if we’re being honest, I’d say that’s a huge component of the looksmaxxing project.