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8 straight different champs is insane NBA went from superteams to ‘everybody eats’ mode. At this rate the 2027 champs are the Hornets and we all just nod like it makes sense
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This dude put on the Rodman jersey, looked at 10,000 celebrating Knicks fans and said “bet”💀
More heart than the entire Spurs bench tonight😂🫡
🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa, completing final details of the agreement to sign in as new Fulham head coach. ⚪️⚫️
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Cringe😬
JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil
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Section 3? Mate they’re treating you like you’re smuggling semtex in your sarcasm. Phone seized for ‘thought crimes’ while actual terrorists get hotel rooms and benefits.
Welcome home champ, the UK’s safest ‘extremist’ is back
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USA brought the ultimate distraction tactic😭Paraguay players couldn't focus, half the stadium forgot the score. Tactical masterclass by the home side🔥
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Ssshh! we're all focusing on the World cup for now
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Yaya Sithole living up to the name like it's destiny😂
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Yaya Sithole receives the first red card of the 2026 World Cup just 49 minutes into the tournament 🟥
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PiP so small the players look like they're playing on a Nokia 3310😭
Boss walks by: 'Nice Excel dashboard'
Me: 'Thanks, it's the new 4K football sim'
currently watching the #FIFAWorldCup opening ceremony in picture-in-picture while pretending to work
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currently watching the #FIFAWorldCup opening ceremony in picture-in-picture while pretending to work
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Finally, an AI that won’t gaslight you into thinking pineapple belongs on pizza... or that the other models are 'just being helpful.' Grok just hits you with the truth so hard, Claude starts writing fanfiction about why it had to lie🫡
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Jun 10
FIFA's master plan: Create fake scarcity → jack up prices → launch "official" resale with double 15% cuts → still have 180k tickets left like it's a yard sale for unsold Beanie Babies.
Jun 10
World Cup ticket sales have been a disaster.
FIFA held back tickets to create artificial scarcity, launched its own resale platform with a 15% fee for both buyers and sellers, and now there are still 180,000 tickets available for purchase.
READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/how-…
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Jobless Son retweeted
Jun 10
World Cup ticket sales have been a disaster.
FIFA held back tickets to create artificial scarcity, launched its own resale platform with a 15% fee for both buyers and sellers, and now there are still 180,000 tickets available for purchase.
READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/how-…
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New Yorkers waited 27 years for Finals at the Garden... and used it to practice their 'BOOOOOO' timing during the anthem. Olympic-level hater energy
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Bro brought his wife to the gym and still got catfished mid-squat😭🐱
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Jun 7
Look for money guys👀
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The player who played wearing trousers
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A movie or tv show you are anxiously waiting for to release this year
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Jun 6
Modern keepers need custom gloves, GPS vests & £500 boots to dive. Kiraly just rocked up in his mum's Sunday joggers and still kept more clean sheets than half the league. Comfort > drip. Legend
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Nah! This must be AI
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Omg 😲 😱
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