it do be what it do be
Joined May 2011
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TJ (Après) retweeted
23 May 2025
pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom
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31 Aug 2024
Taco Bell $0 Delivery Fee on Sundays is the pinnacle of knowing your brand
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TJ (Après) retweeted
6 Jul 2024
Hey I know we just met and this is your house but ima need the aux
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TJ (Après) retweeted
26 Jun 2024
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TJ (Après) retweeted
25 Jun 2024
Shazam but instead it tells me the name of this person I’ve already met half a dozen times
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26 Jun 2024
Taco Tuesday is Christmas for yappers but they get it every week
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TJ (Après) retweeted
14 Jun 2024
Let’s Run It Back
Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend
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13 Jun 2024
Thats so sick
13 Jun 2024
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
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12 Jun 2024
Making sure to spread banger tweets so they still get the visibility they deserve
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26 May 2024
This, some horseradish, sunshine & a martini is the peak human experience
26 May 2024
If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now
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TJ (Après) retweeted
24 May 2024
You really don't need brakes if your horn works. You're good.
24 May 2024
Damn man I gotta stop putting $250 a day on these dinger parlays. My car doesn’t even have brakes. BUT WE GO AGAIN TODAY!
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20 May 2024
This is the type of content twitter is for
20 May 2024
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