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🦴 blossom 🦴 retweeted
Nailed it. The second they brutally torched the most likable guy in the league, the became persona non grata.
Jun 12
Marc-Andre Fleury was a likable guy no matter whose sweater he was wearing. I feel like ever since Vegas traded him and he found out about it on Twitter, they’ve been an evil organization and embracing it. Do they have a single redeeming quality anymore? #SoundTheSiren
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🦴 blossom 🦴 retweeted
i dont really get why we consider places like california as perfect weather paradise, a year thats just all 80 degree sunny days lowkey sounds miserable
In an ideal world miserable places like Ohio, Missouri, and Indiana would have <1M people each but California would have a population of 150 million
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this woman in the stall next to me keeps trying to hand me toilet paper lol
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i hope he doesnt dump 600lbs of poop on me during my river cruise of chicago architecture
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who wants to play all the post final shape dungeons and raids with me cause i never played during year of prophecy
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ts got me activating my amazing physical penis
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Jun 13
this is amazing
He was bisexual actually. Nice bi erasure.
His closest person was Mary whom he left a majority of his possessions and inheritance. I think he was coerced into being gay from the rocker lifestyle back then. Doesn’t take away that he was a stellar performer.
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Jun 12
my hair stylist has been doing someone elses hair for the past hour. my appointment was at 1 started 30 minutes late
i still havent had my hair cut yet
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Jun 12
the hyperboreans
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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Jun 12
fat meepers unite
it's fat girl summer
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Jun 11
guy who says knicks in six not because it rhymes but because he has realistic expectations
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Jun 11
if i was wemby last night i wouldve fell on my sword in the middle of msg
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