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James Percelay @Twittier

President, JELLY agency

Joined May 2008
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Just in... according to @jaketapper and @CNN, not only did our bunker-buster bombs fail to harm Iran's nuclear sites, but they improved them and made them stronger. Our airmen's 30-hour B2 sorties were for nothing. (Book deal to follow.)
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I'll take that to go. ایران آزاد (Free Iran!)
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Hmmm... 'never seen a swastika on any of the original "swastikar" brands. #tesla #ElonMusk #cybertruck
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Bad Money!!! @jimcramer lets @salesforce's Marc Benioff tell his @CNBC audience @saleforce is doing great. Then Cramer messages an hour later that the stock is tanking after a bad conference call. WTF#$! @Doge should look into @MadMoneyonCNBC. How does EVERY caller into this show praise Cramer?
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Celebrated SNL's 50th with a high fiber breakfast this morning. #SNL #SNL50 #NBC #Colonblow
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Laughed my ass off watching the mockumentary premiere of “The Premiere” by @iamsampezz held at @urbanzen in NYC hosted by @donnakaran. It was a Scream! Hope it comes to #Hulu
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The Figen
@TheFigen_
24 Feb 2024
This is why physics is such a wonderful magic.
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S p r i n t e r
@SprinterPress
1 Aug 2023
🇨🇦 A giant iceberg has sailed to the Canadian island of Newfoundland
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From the same country that brought you Ozempic, introducing the Condiment Dipping Clip for your car. So thankful they come in a 2-Pack! (Sadly, this is a real product.) #WideLoad
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Thanks Jeff Kinney @wimpykid @Poptropic for the smart, uplifting, commencement speech @Marist
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Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
25 Mar 2023
Kanye must have never seen Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore.
TMZ
@TMZ
25 Mar 2023
Kanye West says he's done a 180 on his views about Jewish people and is no longer an antisemite -- thanks to actor Jonah Hill. tmz.com/2023/03/25/kanye-wes…
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When is @CNBC gonna say to @JimCramer “Bye, bye, bye!” ? #badmoney #madmoney #JimCramer
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Inverse Cramer
@CramerTracker
10 Mar 2023
Jim Cramer said Silicon Valley Bank was a buy last month at $320 Today it is being closed by California regulators
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JDinFlorida 🇺🇸
@JDBetsFL
16 Feb 2023
#donlemon a champion of women and equality 🤦‍♂️
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
16 Feb 2023
Don Lemon: "Nikki Haley isn’t in her prime. Sorry, when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s, and 30s, and maybe 40s…" Poppy Harlow: "Are you talking about prime for like child bearing?" "Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m just saying what the facts are! Google it!"
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Roman Atwood
@RomanAtwood
13 Feb 2023
What is happening in Ohio!? 😳 Farm animals and pets dropping dead miles away. Schools of fish floating dead in the waters… Big media where you at!!??
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Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
24 Jan 2023
Members of Congress and their spouses shouldn’t be using their position to get rich on the stock market - today l’m introducing legislation to BAN stock trading & ownership by members of Congress. I call it the PELOSI Act
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Fix the Inflation Reduction Act EV Tax Credit - Sign the Petition! chng.it/QfnKjfg6 via @Change
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