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Beetles vs Dinosaurs. I think the beetles win in the end.
Amazing Stories, February 1929. Cover by Frank R. Paul.
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I'm Going To Become A Monkey retweeted
by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing
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the best part of instant noodles is picking out some Bullshit to add.
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I can't honestly say this tastes bad. but it is extremely weird in a way that's somehow worse.
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Jun 9
The Day Of The Triffids, by John Wyndham. Penguin Books, 1963. Cover by John Griffiths.
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time of year where I'm trying to plan beach/pool shit w friends and am struck by how many people *can't* swim. maybe I'm privileged but I don't even get how this happens. swimming barely registers as a skill to me. it's like walking. if you're an able-bodied adult you just do it.
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my grandma loves to tell the story about my uncle's imaginary friend Mr. Peeler who was just a bald guy who lived on a houseboat. when my uncle was ~8 she asked him about Mr. Peeler and he matter-of-factly said "oh, he died. there was a fire on the houseboat."
do a lot of people really have imaginary friends as kids or is it something popularised by media
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they recast the Great Dane (proud, traditional, Nordic) with a Vizsla (woke, revisionist, Slavic) in order to destroy Western culture and demoralize you.
First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.
Coming soon to Netflix.
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I'm Going To Become A Monkey retweeted
Eating a box of ice cream sandwiches at the titty bar
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speaking as someone who, in general, supports pluricentrism and diversity in English usage: the UK convention of treating organizations as plural nouns ("NBC weren't") is butt fucking ugly and needs to be Americanized.
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happy Pride to these divas.
May 13
A Chinese peddler asked for a light from an American soldier, in liberated Tengchong city from Japanese occupation, Yunnan province, Oct.14, 1944, By US Army Signal Corps, collection of NARA.
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someone clearly hasn't seen NON-STOP (2014).
Jun 3
You know that culture is dead because no one successfully reckons with phones in film and literature. It’s like having westerns without the railroad. Phones and phone culture should be what 90% of movies and books are about.
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there's ~3 years between New Hope and Empire. we're expected to believe in that time the Rebels managed to domesticate a whole new previously undiscovered species to the point they could train them to carry riders.
Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.
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there is currently an epidemic of sitcoms where the actors are too pretty
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think how much worse things could've been. world-historical bullet dodged.
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quite bad enough that the French named everything in my part of the country in their hideous oinking language. luckily the Indians whooped their asses and they left.
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not gonna be in today boss. yup. I had the "pooping live bugs" dream again.
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fuck me I thought mental health awareness month would never end. feels so good to suppress and stigmatize again.
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I'm Going To Become A Monkey retweeted
Jun 1
grasslands is like backrooms for nature
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