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Groundhog Dad retweeted
22 Feb 2025
The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency
22 Feb 2025
BREAKING: Elon Musk has said: Federal employees to receive email asking what they accomplished last week; no response will be considered resignation.
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
25 Jan 2025
Can I tell you guys a secret? I’m not a fan of my neighbor so I search “personal injury atlanta” and click on his sponsored link a couple times a week.
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
23 Jan 2025
when everyone in power is kissing the ring my man Kirkland said “fuck that”
Costco defends its Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policies amid pressures to scale them back:
“Our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary.”
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8 Jan 2025
Me being mad is what the thread is about now. You see, your two sentence tweet said something that did not specifically apply to someone you didn't mention
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
2 Dec 2024
At my last count, at least 13 members of the Black Panther Party were still in prison.
Biden issues pardon for son Hunter ow.ly/KGyc105Qtzs
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
26 Nov 2024
jesus christ are people not allowed to just state their opinions normally without having to include a preamble explaining subjectivity every time
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As a man who lives in a dirty crowded city, with terrible traffic, and rides a motorcycle everywhere so he never has to worry about traffic or parking, it sure seems ridiculous to drive a car. Especially a person alone in a giant big car. Like using a huge sledgehammer to kill an ant
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
20 Nov 2024
If you haven’t already started connecting the dots between the effort to dismantle public education and the effort to reverse child labor laws, it’s time to start.
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
20 Nov 2024
Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
19 Nov 2024
Fun trivia.
The people who wrote our Constitution weren't sure whether they were going to include a procedure for impeaching the President. Benjamin Franklin made the final argument to convince them.
Want to know how he changed their minds?
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
18 Nov 2024
@NYCMayor Eric Adams has been mayor for 3 years.
It was his policies that created a failed mental health system, a failed shelter system, and a failed criminal justice system.
This is what happens when you defund every other agency and give all the money to NYPD.
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
17 Nov 2024
I wish NYC was the Paris of America
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
17 Nov 2024
A short thread on what refusal to comply can look like, with specifics, examples, and ideas for what the future may hold.
Actually IDK if it's gonna be short, but it's gonna be specific, so read on if you're curious.
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13 Nov 2024
$9 is less than an LIRR *off-peak* round trip. what the fuck are we even doing here
13 Nov 2024
On changes to congestion pricing, @NYCMayor says he spoke with @GovKathyHochul today. Drivers will be charged $9 now to enter most of Manhattan --
"...she heard the residents that stated the $15 was far too much but she also knew that we had a real capital problem."
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
6 Nov 2024
A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
7 Nov 2024
One of the best things Democrats run cities can do is spend the next few years designing their cities so cars are optional. That way as car manufacturing/repair prices go up, consumers may feel less stressed with their pocketbooks because they feel safe to walk, bike, or bus.
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6 Nov 2024
everyone can stop saying “we’re better than this” now. we’re not.
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
5 Nov 2024
At least the original nazis were into Wagner, what is this crap even?
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Groundhog Dad retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Thank you Eric Adams and the City Council for making sure one (1) car can park here instead of the 10-12 people I often see eating here. Let’s always prioritize storage for cars instead of more vibrant uses of public space.
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