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Joined January 2009
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Jun 7
Man I love all my Chad buddies. I also know their batting averages on cold approaches tbh
Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.
Here is his report:
Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.
Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.
Seattle? We went 0-for-15.
Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.
At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.
I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.
Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?
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May 24
Typical Tel Aviv Thunder behavior.
May 23
👀 HOLD UP… this wasn’t just Fox pushing Chet.
Watch closely!! Chet Holmgren took extra steps, adjusted, and deliberately HUNTED Victor Wembanyama’s legs to try & injure him. Nobody caught this!!
NBA — When are we protecting our stars?? 😠🔥
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May 3
Seems the Taco Bell drive thru man couldn’t understand what I was saying inshallah he will
Get the order right
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Apr 20
NEVER FORGET. Gaza ghetto uprising - October 7.
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Apr 14
🚨BREAKING: A Large Number Of Israeli Soldiers Were Lured Into A Trap By Hezbollah & Killed
According to reports from on the ground, the soldiers were lured into a building, in Bint Jbeil, that was rigged with explosives.
The whole building was detonated with no survivors.
Israel reported a “serious security incident”, but is yet to comment on the details.
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Apr 8
Robert Kraft and @Patriots please create an ad from the command center in the bowels of Gillette stadium condemning Israel’s blatant antisemitism #StopJewHate 🟦
Apr 7
Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...
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Apr 5
Beards, tattoos, and gun fetishization are a form of cosplay for men who suffer from such extremely complex insecurities that if they didn’t latch onto these idolatries of supposed manhood, they’d instead be indulging in something like diaper play
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Apr 1
If Americans could read 4 whole pages of text, we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.
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Mar 9
“Bella Ciao” from Gaza to the world.
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Mar 3
Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.
Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.
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Mar 3
I can’t put my finger on it but Iranian monarchists have a specific phenotype
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Do you remember the first time YOU watched Ratatouille? 🎬
Our mobile cinema is moving between camps to spread moments of joy. After crafting their popcorn cups, the kids enjoyed some salty popcorn and a childhood classic 🍿
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israeli kid watching star wars episode 1 and crying because before Watto he had never seen someone like him represented on film
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Mar 2
Some Kuwaiti mfer rn
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Three US fighter jets were accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, US military says. All crew members survived the crash. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4ch4HBo
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Mar 2
Marques Tuiasosopo 302 passing yards and 207 rushing yards against Stanford 🍿
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Mar 2
Is this a fucking joke with that nose, I mean come the fuck on they're just fucking with us now
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Mar 2
Please pray for my son Brayylin. Us military moms are freaking out a bit right now, but if he has to be sacrificed to Baal I know the Lord works in mysterious ways.
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