Just a bus driver in Melbourne. Views are my own. Be decisive. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
Joined April 2017
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6 May 2023
Driving through puddles day. Gotta take your smiles where you can get them!
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21 Apr 2023
Why we need a better 7 day Route 800 bus. Some lovely words from ChatGPT. The petition is up to 60 but it's got potential to go up to thousands. So sign up and tell your friends! change.org/p/fix-the-800-dan… #springst #Fix800Bus
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14 Apr 2023
It wasn’t the cough that carried him off, it’s the coffin they carried him off in…
Shitfuck!!!! Someone at work didn’t stay home when they were coughing up a lung, so now there’s 4 of us with Covid today alone.
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1 Apr 2023
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9 Feb 2023
School kids:
Have you seen the English text? It’s like they used the dictionary for all of it!
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5 Feb 2023
No scrimping on the scrambled eggs! Very tasty food at Ms Dangs
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1 Jan 2023
I’m pretty sure no one’s new year resolution was to touch on when catching public transport…
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9 Oct 2022
Security camera: hey I’ve spotted a human outside!
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15 Jun 2022
Looks like The Chocolate Box has already switched to a 4 day working week
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8 May 2022
If you’ve got a few spare bucks
1 May 2022
I'm taking part in The May 50K this May to support research into multiple sclerosis. Please sponsor my 50km challenge to leave MS behind! And because I need the exercise!! themay50k.org/s/85378/100717…
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1 May 2022
Keep Your Distance and Seat Unavailable signs removed, mask usage pretty much nonexistent and passengers using the front row of seats.
It’s been nice knowing you all.
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5 Apr 2022
So, cool dude sticking his head out the side of an angry robot box means you’ve dropped a belt. Okay then…
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5 Apr 2022
Manager: We want you to train a new driver this week
Me: Me? With my record
Mgr: Well look at it this way, you can’t have an accident if you’re not driving…
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12 Feb 2022
Not sure what the thought process was, writing this on the base of a sign pole 🤷♂️
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25 Jan 2022
Bus drivers should have to regularly ride as a passenger. If they experienced a ride from a passengers perspective I’m sure they’d be driving a lot smoother!
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22 Jan 2022
No queue at Dandenong vaccination hub at the moment if you’re looking for a place to get your booster
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