Living life as a Program Manager, and VA. Tech Junky, Travel Enthusiast. Daydreaming about building my off-grid cabin 🌲🏠
Joined January 2022
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Uncle MJ’s Thoughts & Chaos 🫶🏽🫠 retweeted
“Oya mwanao huyo anakuja”😆😆😆
Jun 13
I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate
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Jun 13
Nna wakala wangu naendaga kusajili line ana kakaake anaumwa for a while now. Na hii hali ya uchumi, she still has to travel naye hadi MNH. Nusu dose ni kama 300k if i’m not mistaken. She’s so tired hadi haelewi. But she still manage to get a smile kwa wateja wake hadi huwezi jua anachopitia. Let’s be nice to one another because you never know.
Jun 13
Homa ya ini inatesa sana watu. And hizi systems zetu za maisha ambazo hata kuweka savings ni ngumu, ukiumwa au ukiuguza unaishiwa kabisa unaanza mwanzo. Mungu awape moyo wote hasa hasa wanaouguza na wanashindwa kufanya biashara zao vizuri kurudisha pesa wanazopoteza kwenye matibabu.
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Uncle MJ’s Thoughts & Chaos 🫶🏽🫠 retweeted
Umenuna nini sasa na maskio🌚
Batasamu wewe captain
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22 Oct 2025
Bidhaa mpya🚨
Mkate huu ni mlaini sana mtamu kupita maelezo na nitakua nawaandalia ijumaa na kuwafanyia delivery juma mosi mnywe chai na familia zenu🤭 na wapenzi wenu
Bei: 15,000/=
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Wenye familia kubwa inabidi uchukue miwili 30k maana mtapigana🌚
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19 Nov 2025
Karibuni kutoa oda za cake za Gradu and more.
Cake ni laini
Cake ni fresh from oven
Cake ni tamu
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Karibuni sana🤗
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Jun 10
She doesn’t have more power than DNA test
Jun 10
Cheating on a woman, forgetting that she has the power to make you raise kids that aren't yours 🌚🌚
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Ila chuma akiitia mambo mengi hardware ikiashindwa kazi, likianza kuzingua anakuona mbaya 😭😂
Jun 11
Yaani sista duu aanze sijui kuuliza kioo kina specs gani..? Ilimradi picha zake zinatoka vizuri.. kwishaaa
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Jun 10
Never get attached to people, possesions and outcomes. Never get attached to anything you cant walk away from!
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Vibaya mno
Jun 11
Biggest choking of the NBA history i guess
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Jun 11
Biggest choking of the NBA history i guess
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Uncle MJ’s Thoughts & Chaos 🫶🏽🫠 retweeted
Spurs hovyo sana game ilikuwa yao alafu wanakuja kupoteza kwa point, tsk
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Jun 9
Men with pure intentions still want sex and women with pure intentions still want money.
I hope that helps.
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Amka, UTAJIKOJOLOEA!
Jun 10
Bleacher Report’s trade idea:
Charlotte Hornets Receive:
Stephen Curry
Golden State Warriors Receive:
Brandon Miller
Miles Bridges
2026 First-Round Pick
2030 First-Round Pick
2032 First-Round Pick
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Jun 10
Jambo 😍.
Jun 10
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16 Feb 2024
A picture of you in blue ??
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Uncle MJ’s Thoughts & Chaos 🫶🏽🫠 retweeted
Sema humu ndani watu mngekuwa mnaishi maisha mnayoishi mtaani, pasingekalika🤣🤣🤣 karibuni vitumbua na chai ya maziwa wapendwa katika kristu
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Trend ya nani? 😂
Kwenda Monaco ni kama kuwa na matako?? 😂
Jun 10
Ko saivi trend ni kwenda Monaco.
Okeeee
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Jun 10
Nobody: Nigeria’s coach seeing Ronaldo for the first time:
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Spurs
Let's bet on it
Jun 10
Me you snacks= Game 4 of the NBA finals. Who's winning tonight? Spurs or Knicks? 🔐👀
#NbaFinals
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