don’t worry about it
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I’m not a threat
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Michael just said “the apples are really good in Germany” lol
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I’m not entirely sure this city can handle so many extra Australians
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Kinda blows that “geek chic” doesn’t really work when you have an ass and tits at all
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ive posted about Jill a few times but theres some good news: she’s reunited with her husband and they were approved to finance a car! they need a little help with insurance though. any amount helps- they have about 16 hours to raise $225 gofundme.com/f/jill-needs-yo…
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MUTED for buttering their own toast
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Can’t believe they didn’t give Jeremy Strong a silly little perm
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New cat on the block, little grey job, exceptionally friendly and funny, and she let me pick her up. Embarrassing name though… Misty
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I keep encountering the ends of things and there haven’t been many beginnings of things to fill the spaces. Just a part of getting old I suppose
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Worst is I can sense things ending like months and years before it happens which makes it all so melancholy
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I know the answer is “start things yourself.” I know
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What part of this is humiliating?
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Every time I see some tourist posting “wow! Vancouver is beautiful!” I think “rent’s going up.” That’s why it’s my mission for the next month to find them all and change their minds
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I think if I left work now to go to the Cs game no one would notice
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Jun 12
It’s shoot everyone with a rocket launcher Friday
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I can’t stop thinking about evil things I could do at the FIFA Fan Festival
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Everybody fcking hates FIFA.
"disruption, street closures, and security perimeters; lopsided accrual of revenue to FIFA; rearrangement of their city’s summer cultural and event calendar that many view as an unacceptable requirement of hosting”
vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/0…
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Object I have had since I was 4. My granny gave it to me with chocolate covered raisins inside
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