It’s Uncle❗️
Joined September 2022
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Jun 15
Imagine being this wrong about anything ever
But didnt her classmates from nyu made a facebook group to bully her, sounds like hater behavior
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Jun 12
Private equity & Sysco & trauma all caused the obesity crisis but yall aren’t ready for that conversation…….
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Jun 7
“He saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. So man’s insanity is heaven’s sense; and wandering from all mortal reason, man comes at last to that celestial thought,
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Jun 7
which, to reason, is absurd and frantic; and weal or woe, feels then uncompromised, indifferent as his God.”
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Jun 7
WELL, if a man wants to be *healthy* & get his daily vitamin C requirement met, he literally has to drink 12.5 of these every. single. day. That’s over 30,000 calories right there.
But tell me again how men are the problem.
Make it make sense.
Jun 6
men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day
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May 26
This is literally what we had to sit through after coming back from the long holiday today. Make it make sense.
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May 25
Sorry to hear that @jeremymstamper is currently struggling with unwanted same-sex attraction :-/
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May 23
I keep seeing posts of President Nixon eating cottage cheese and pineapple for lunch - with a glass of milk.
My grandfather ate a grapefruit for breakfast, then a tomato/lettuce sandwich for lunch.
Our ancestors were thin because they didn’t eat much! We can do it too….
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May 22
Does anyone even remember this movie, yet it literally won best picture during the peak woke era
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May 18
This is NOT altered with AI. This is an actual unrestricted photo, in China.
May 17
These are NOT altered with AI. There are actual unrestricted photos. Two different days, in China, with the wind blowing away his combover
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May 16
My book, “Analingus by Trickery” is a bestseller & does not use AI
May 15
asking people to read ai-generated text is offensive.
this is not because ai text is intrinsically bad. rather, the author has not paid a cost to write the text himself. this cost is a credible signal he finds its communication important.
so: not paying that cost is telling
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May 15
Criminalizing nonconsensual analingus is a form of neoliberal carceral gatekeeping, not to mention ableist & classist — but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
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May 14
“Have his wife agree to his birthday wish for analingus. Then, when he’s blindfolded, bring in her obese gay bestie & have him sit anus-first on his mouth.”
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May 12
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnish'd, not to shine in use!
As tho' to breathe were life! Life piled on life
Were all too little, & of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things
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May 10
Indian milk is traditionally mixed with the semen of the local tribe’s most obese man — called the “golden bull” — and served to visitors in a highly prized ceremony. Thus the India-milk is unsuited to cheesemaking due to longstanding cultural practices
May 10
India makes more milk than any country on Earth. Italy has 400 cheeses. India has roughly zero aged ones. Ever wondered why?
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