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A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity • Former degenerate gambler • 40 year tour caddie • Vaya con dios ✝️

Joined June 2021
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@unctheaddict
14 Nov 2024
My pro-nouns are deez / nuts
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79
Apr 30
My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:
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Onyx
@OnyxOdds
Apr 30
NEWS: Mike Vrabel has reportedly accepted a summer internship in the Leveraged Finance division at JP Morgan, according to sources Vrabel will be teamed up with Lorna Hajdini, who demands the absolute MOST from her employees What a great opportunity for Vrabel 🔥
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Mr. Ohio
@MrOH1O
Apr 30
Mount Rushmore
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Bet105
@bet_105
Apr 8
Mike Vrabel listening to Robert Kraft telling him that he needs to keep his hands to himself
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Shooter McGavin
@ShooterMcGavin
Apr 8
Dianna Russini paying Mike Vrabel for insider information

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DNP Sports
@notthefakeDNP
Apr 8
“How about an event on ESPN that doesn’t have Jason Kelce.”
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Shane Pruitt
@shane_pruitt78
Mar 31
Jesus didn’t die boldly and publicly for us to follow Him secretly and cowardly.
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Richard Johnson
@RichJohnsonNFL
Apr 1
#Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson releases a statement:
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Barstool SEC@SECBarstool
Mar 20
Relegate Georgia basketball to the Sun Belt man I’ve seen enough
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Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸
@CallahanAutoCo
Feb 8
The NFL tries to make the manliest game as gay as possible
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Real Country Music
@real_kuntry
Feb 9
The fact George Strait has never been asked to do a Super Bowl halftime is an atrocity
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Who had the worst night at SB LX?
62% Drake Maye
25% Roger Goodell
12% Chris Collinsworth
8 votes • Final results
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I’ve seen some bad Super Bowls, but this indeed is the worst … zero juice in this game. Complete snooze fest. A few commercials were the highlight. 1. Budweiser 🍻 🇺🇸 2. Lays 🥔 chips 3. Good Will Dunkin 🍩
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God Bless 🇺🇸 … 😂
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
Feb 9
Fcking EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
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Inverse Cramer
@CramerTracker
Feb 9
Halftime show, but make it so nobody can understand what they’re saying
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports
Feb 8
The GOAT Super Bowl halftime performance and in absolutely zero danger of losing that title today.
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Barry
@BarryOnHere
Feb 9
I watched Bad Bunny's halftime show and now I'm gay.
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Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres
Feb 9
BUDWEISER SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL IS A WINNER.

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Declaration of Memes
@LibertyCappy
Feb 7
Gotta love when it actually pays off! 😂
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80s Kidz
@80s_Kidz
Feb 7
Who ever edited this got it spot on. Brilliant 😂😂
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